This journal is totes locked until further notice due to super secret projects in the works!

Yes, I'm still hanging around LJ communities. Yes, you can still catch me at my new digs at This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things or, if you really like, on Facebook. No, you can't read things in this space anymore. No, I do not play Farmville.

Barnes and Noble shouldn't have sales if they don't want people to end up terrified of their own homes. I realize this is a bold statement, but store policy should really back me up on this. I mean, SOMEONE has to be to blame for my reading House of Leaves immediately after buying a new house. At any other time in my life this merely would have ( Read more... )

You guys, I think I might be a narcissist. I say this because, as I've recently become aware, I pretty much assume that everyone on earth is me, just six billion mes, all walking around wearing questionable hairdos and getting knocked down by the dog and watching Full House reruns in perpetuity. In my world, everyone knows exactly what I know, and ( Read more... )