Comments | bsc_snark: #50 - Dawn's Big Stupid Attempt at Ho'in' It Up... Chapters 1-4.

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#50 - Dawn's Big Stupid Attempt at Ho'in' It Up... Chapters 1-4.

Feb 21, 2008 11:44

This is my first time reading this one, but I figured we could all use a little more Dawn Haterade up in here.

( Hot dogs! Ew, ew. Yick! )

snarker: gangwaygirls, boys, fashion, #50 dawn's big date, dawn

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samuraikitten February 21 2008, 18:01:59 UTC

wow.. Dawn's date looks like Shane McDermott...

http://the-grand-panjandrum.tripod.com/shane-sarahmichelle.jpg

gangwaygirls February 21 2008, 18:05:34 UTC

He DOES. And Dawn, post-tartin' it up, is over there on the left. I think Cokie moved in on the right to try and steal her man because ladies is pimps, too.

samuraikitten February 21 2008, 18:12:18 UTC

Haha that's right!!!

The actual picture's from Swan's Crossing which was some cheesetastic kids soap opera lol

gangwaygirls February 21 2008, 18:13:13 UTC

I remember the name... do you remember "Fifteen" on Nickelodeon. OHSOBAD.

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cattiva7784 February 21 2008, 18:03:02 UTC

I can't help it but whenever I read about Norman, I totally picture the kid from Bad Santa. I have no idea why.

You want some sandwiches? gangwaygirls February 21 2008, 18:04:10 UTC

THURMAN MERMAN! That's perfect!

Re: You want some sandwiches? samuraikitten February 21 2008, 18:25:28 UTC

I put a bunch of that dialogue on my christmas cd I sent out here.

miss_myu February 21 2008, 18:35:08 UTC

He also looks like Mr. Clean to Dawn, except with hair and no earring.

I always used to think that when they mentioned Mr Clean they meant Mr Muscle. Now I've just looked up Mr Clean on Google Image Search and found out that I already encountered him in Germany (where he's called 'Meister Proper', but I preferred to call him 'Herr Supergay').

gangwaygirls February 21 2008, 18:39:57 UTC

Mr. Muscle is... wow. Well, let's just say the Prezziosos - or anyone else in Stoneybrook - probably wouldn't let their kids play outside if he moved in next door.

vinyahuinewen March 2 2008, 01:49:46 UTC

I seriously laughed for like 10 minutes at 'Herr Supergay'...what a life I lead.

3_foot_6 February 21 2008, 18:51:54 UTC

Awwww, I'm totally in the middle of writing a snark for this one!

...Anyone care if the same book gets snarked twice? This book is awful enough to deserve it.

gangwaygirls February 21 2008, 18:56:39 UTC

Hmmm... well, we could either switch off, or just go ahead and post it. I personally like to read other people's take on the snark-tasticness.

blue828 February 21 2008, 20:25:07 UTC

I know I would enjoy reading both...

kakeochi_umai February 22 2008, 04:07:37 UTC

Me too. ESPECIALLY for Dawn. XD

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sundae_mourning February 21 2008, 19:00:06 UTC

that little girl in the lower right corner always creeped me out the way she was staring at Dawn.

gangwaygirls February 21 2008, 19:02:27 UTC

She seems to be around for a lot of Dawn's dates. She and her sister are tear-assing around The Burger Bite when Travis takes Dawn there.