BSC Friends Forever #1 -- Kristy's Big News

[hellobrisvegas]

I was actually going to write a recap for 'Mary Anne's Big Breakup', but while trying to find it, I stumbled upon 'Kristy's Big News'. Which, for the record, I completely forgot existed. I kept thinking that the 'Everything Changes' book was the first in the series, but it's actually a super special. I guess I really mustn't have liked this book,

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[_the_new_]

He goes up to his room, presumably to listen to 'Cat's In The Cradle' and some early noughties dad-hating Good Charlotte.

Actual lulz at this for a good couple minutes.

Kristy decides that she likes the tux look, and wants to wear one herself. Like, maybe at her wedding to Portia DeRossi.

Same with this.

Awesome snark. This was one of the few Friends Forever books I read, and it seems it's just as bad as I remember it being.

[hellobrisvegas]

Why thank you. Friends Forever books are all bad. Even I stopped after #4.

[author_by_night]

You know what bugs me the most of all this? The fact that Zoey knows Patrick abandoned his four kids across the damn country and barely sees/speaks to them and she still wants to make more kids with him.

It bothers me too, and it bothers me that the book didn't seem to touch on that (or did it?) much. Unfortunately, reality wise it's not too hard to believe - people do dumb things in love.

[cassandraclue]

yeah, a dad who never writes or calls and had no issues just packing up and leaving: not the best guy to have more kids with.

[adamant_turtle]

Yeah, seriously...but as mentioned, it ISN'T too hard to believe. Kinda falls into the same category as women who have no problem getting with a guy who's cheated on his wife to be with them...because, apparently, it's either A) ok as long as it's someone else, or B) whatever the guy did in the past could NEVER happen to you, because your life with him is all sunshine and butterflies, so it's a moot point. Yeah, right.

[imamaryanne]

"...Patrick Thomas from the BSC movie, who lured young girls into his rape van with the promise of pancakes." Don't forget that the pancakes were shaped like sperm!

Also, my theory: Richard Spier is David Michael's real father.

[givesmevoice]

Also, my theory: Richard Spier is David Michael's real father.

THE PLOT THICKENS.

[thenextcentury]

LOLOLOL!

[lonexmirage]

Heh, heh, heh. Me too! :-D

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3109610/1

[the_stars_say]

Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.

it worries me that i know where this line is from on my first reading.

[ominousspectre]

Is it Clueless? Or...Legally Blond?

[carey_pontmercy]

Legally Blonde.

[hellobrisvegas]

Don't be worried. I actually know that film off by heart, I've seen it so many times. THAT'S worrying.

[pythoness1976]

Only the kids don't want to go anymore, not even Sam, so Patrick has to go by himself. Yeah, suck it, Patrick. That's what you get for yelling at Charlie. I'm pretty disappointed no-one got punched, though.

I am STILL giggling over that line.

AWESOME snark. Do another FF book please?

Oh and Patrick's rape van and pancake lures are going to randomly pop into my head and make me snicker at inappropriate times for the foreseeable future.

[hellobrisvegas]

Thanks. I have one more FF book in my possession, and it shall be snarked. Oh yes, it shall be snarked.

[design_star_21]

Now you jinxed me for work tomorrow, lol. I don't know how many more coughing fits I can fake before my boss thinks I'm either really sick or nuts.