#44 Dawn and the Big Sleepover (Chapters 7-9)

[jadore_histoire]

Chapters 1-3
Chapters 4-6

Sorry about the delay everyone! My laptop broke and while it was being held at the Apple store and getting a diagnostic run for a few days, I actually started up another snark, Boy-Crazy Stacey written by hand since I was computer-less! When I finish this one, I'll post that one. See what boredom does?

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[timeofnoreply]

Y'know, reading that BSC diary entry from Claudia, I finally hit upon the perfect pen pal for her - Charlie Gordon.

At least he could spell his own name right.

[jadore_histoire]

It took me a minute to remember where I heard that name from, and now I remember. Ever seen the movie? Very trippy. Claudia could benefit from that surgery he gets that makes him smart.

[flipflopgoddess]

I could see the parents in Watson's neighborhood donating because it's a good cause, but I can't understand why the kids would do it. Plus, David Michael lives in a neighborhood that's not too close to the Rodowskys et al. How did he get Watson's books there? Big boxes of books are heavy, and you would think that if he asked Charlie or his mother or Watson for a ride, they might've wanted to know what they were lugging across town.

[jadore_histoire]

Maybe word got around with the kids? Considering every child in Stoneybrook willingly hangs out with each other (though I wonder who told the Delaneys, since Karen is like the only one who tolerates them).

David Michael probably piled them up in a wagon and took a cross-town walk heh.

[ciaraxyerra]

i really thought there was going to be a tie-in where you claimed that image of boober the fraggle was actually the shot of mallory in the garden. i'm sure mal would find the hat very sophisticated.

[jadore_histoire]

LOL I didn't even realize about making the connection! But then, if Mallory was Boober, I don't think he would be Claire's favorite. Since everyone hates Mallory.

[toesock29]

that whole part about Boober - evern just the word Boober - was making me laugh until there were tears! I must call someone a Boober today!

[anonymous]

Great snark. Was David Michael using a Label Baby Junior? Hehe, how much you to bet it ended up at the yard sail? Yard sail. That sounds like the answer to one of those stupid jokes kids love so much. Why did the boy bury his boat? He wanted to see the YARD SAIL! BWAAHAAHAA!

What were the Perkinses thinking, taking Chewy to the carnival? That dog is always going on destructive rampages, so they take him somewhere there's sure to be lots of small children and other stuff to knock over. I do give him credit for trying to shut it down. Good try, boy.

[kakeochi_umai]

those stupid jokes kids love so much.

You just brought back an extremely embarrassing memory of me telling several such jokes at my Year 6 camp talent show (if it makes it any better, said talent show was compulsory, so I didn't volunteer to do it. I just couldn't think of anything else to do. But still, really fucking embarrassing to look back on, especially as most of my classmates were past the age where they found that kind of thing funny.)

[jadore_histoire]

The Perkinses are such perfect Mary Sues, they're exempt from doing anything wrong. Kind of like how Karen gets away with everything because she's Ann's other Mary Sue. Poor Chewy, he'll never attain perfection like Myriah and Gabbie!

[kakeochi_umai]

Sweet BALLS, you are one dedicated snarker! I like you! :D

I cannot be the only one who saw Ray Stuckey's name and immediately pictured him as a short, fat, bald guy outing Dawn as a hooker?

Is it normal to announce that they're leaving over the loudspeaker? In my school they just told the teachers involved. It just seems like they're calling way more attention to it than necessary (but then again it is the Cult. I'm surprised Mr Taylor didn't then announce that if anyone wanted a babysitter they should call KL5-3231 between 5:30 and 6 every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.)

Guess she forgot the time she met Dawn back in book #12. Right?

Exactly right. The fuck, ghostie.

mine always smelled like paper towels and processed cheese pizza

Oh God, DON'T. The other week I had to get up at 5:30am in a hotel that smelled like that, not just on the ground floor but at the entrance of the elevator on every floor. I seriously nearly threw up.

Which probably explains the "Guess the Amount of Mrs. Pike's Unused Birth Control Pills in the Jar

[jadore_histoire]

I was bored and didn't have a computer, so I just started writing away! It wasn't as bas as I thought it would be heh.

LOL David Michael should go into KAren's room and label all her stuff "PROPERTY OF DAVID MICHAEL THOMAS" like when Bart labeled all of Homer's beer. "Aw, the last beer is Bart's!"

I freaked out at first, then laughed. Same when I found out Rule 34 applied to the Pound Puppies. WTF ARE PEOPLE DOING TO MY CHILDHOOD?!?

No, the guy was not as controlling and rageful as Kristy heh. This was kindergarten and I have almost no recollection of what the show entailed!

I think Tommy does that! I just remember one of them bringing Stu's disco suit out and the house being almost empty at the end.

[lozbabie]

Wait, POUND PUPPIES PORN? That is so, so wrong! Sick, sick people.

[kakeochi_umai]

P...Pound...Puppies...?
Why? Just...why?

But nobody in the BSCverse thinks Kristy is controlling and rageful either! And she was the one who came up with The Brain, The Brain, The Centre Of The Chain! Dun...dun...duuuuuuuunnnnnn....