"Was my face out loud?"

"All beware Thor, he who tinkles a little bell in the kitchen...he will destroy his enemies...after he goes to the bathroom."

"Maybe your ligaments didn't get that memo?"

"We was dirt scared."

"Somewhere, I don't know where, I used to know, but now I don't, but someone's dying...I think in Mexico."

"Your car smells like Spanish."

"It's like a bottle opener, only it takes off chicken heads."

"Roll over, then, and avoid the ouchie."

"I hate it when stuff falls off my something!"

"Conjugation is the bane of my existence!"