So this idiot:

peacheasy.

has been harrassing/stalking my wife.

Someone please remind him that his nose is covered in shit.

Gadammmm I'm bored. I hate my life right now. I am the biggest loser in existence.

I can't believe I'm getting married on saturday.

I hate my job.

I need friends.

Clerks II is the worst movie I've ever seen, in case anyone was wondering. DON'T go see it.

Colfax is covered in clowns....

I swear to god, Icp has the most bizarre following ever.

Goddamn, Colorado, you're an ice cold bitch.

I made to most supremely awesome bagel sandwich today. Eggs, cream cheese, and parmesan. Mm-mm. Too bad my car is broke. FUCK!

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omfg, i am never drinking coughie again.

Now the proud owner of:

1 GXL2200 large diameter condenser microphone
1 GXL1200 cartioid instrument microphone
1 EPF15A pop filter
1 Tascom US-122 usb audio/midi interface
Cubase LE software
2 mic stands

My home studio has begun in earnest.

Russell John Deitrick's Aliases

Your movie star name: Cookies William

Your fashion designer name is Russell Paris

Your socialite name is Nails Tokyo

Your fly girl / guy name is R Dei

Your detective name is Dolphin Rocky Mountain

Your barfly name is Cookies White Russian

Your soap opera name is John Justice

Your rock star name is Hot ( Read more... )

So last night Scott called and rescued me from gruesome self torture (loneliness) and for that I am very grateful. We watched 9 dead gay guys, which is hilarious ( Read more... )

After some confusion, I am on MySpace. Visit me!


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