Comments | brown_betty: What did we used to make fun of before Twilight? Oh right, I remember.

brown_betty

What did we used to make fun of before Twilight? Oh right, I remember.

Dec 30, 2008 21:38

petronelle:What's Black Jewels? brown_betty:It's this totally cracked out fantasy land where uh. petronelle:uh? brown_betty:It's a magical cock-ring AU petronelle:...UH. brown_betty:Yes, see, a bit hard to concisely summarize. ( And then I try, anyway, but fail at concise )

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unlovablehands December 31 2008, 03:41:10 UTC

THIS SOUNDS AMAZING.

karenhealey December 31 2008, 03:43:11 UTC

It IS. Everyone I know who started them intending to laff then shot through them in a weekend, occasionally pausing to pee.

seperis December 31 2008, 03:45:14 UTC

...sometimes there was belated peeing.

revena December 31 2008, 05:43:49 UTC

I did a lot of simultaneous laughing and peeing, myself.

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seperis December 31 2008, 03:44:07 UTC

LUCIVAR'S WINGS ARE FINE.

...yes, I am throwing that out there. Not htat I don't re-read them or anything.

geekturnedvamp December 31 2008, 03:54:25 UTC

Ahahahahahaha, somehow I knew you were going to bring that up! (Which is good, because otherwise I totally would have... to my ETERNAL SHAME.)

seperis December 31 2008, 03:58:55 UTC

You know what they say about a man's wingspan....

brown_betty December 31 2008, 03:57:53 UTC

I GUESS THE COCAINE DAMAGED MY BRAIN OR SOMETHING. (really? Because I would have thought broken wings would be right up her alley!)

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brown_betty December 31 2008, 04:07:49 UTC

Well, basically, they are awesome. I mean, obviously. Also, there is a scene where a jailbreak is executed via staging a fake incestuous rape. As you do.

seperis December 31 2008, 04:25:57 UTC

*GLEE* YOU LURE SO WELL.

...not that Daemon wasn't feeling up his father or brother before that....

brown_betty December 31 2008, 04:30:01 UTC

Although, at first it's not clear they're related, do I remember correctly? So it's just vague homoerotic undercurrents - and strategically deployed sexy. I think.

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rae_beta December 31 2008, 05:27:40 UTC

Wow.
I...
Wow.

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brown_betty December 31 2008, 05:50:33 UTC

I was going to put a comment here warning you, but I think if you've read the comments on this post, you're sufficiently warned.

ratcreature December 31 2008, 07:19:21 UTC

Castration by rat? How would that even work? Is there some more elaborate setup? Or does it depend on this idea that hungry rats were somehow just waiting to eat humans alive as soon as people are defenseless?

brown_betty December 31 2008, 07:24:22 UTC

If I remember correctly, it's a bit like the rat scene in 1984.

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