Comments | brown_betty: What did we used to make fun of before Twilight? Oh right, I remember.

brown_betty

What did we used to make fun of before Twilight? Oh right, I remember.

Dec 30, 2008 21:38

petronelle:What's Black Jewels? brown_betty:It's this totally cracked out fantasy land where uh. petronelle:uh? brown_betty:It's a magical cock-ring AU petronelle:...UH. brown_betty:Yes, see, a bit hard to concisely summarize. ( And then I try, anyway, but fail at concise )

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hradzka December 31 2008, 05:41:02 UTC

I am intrigued. And very afraid.

brown_betty December 31 2008, 05:55:01 UTC

I would attempt to do a summary in the style of yours, but I'd have to reread them and I'm really not up to it oh my god.

ratcreature December 31 2008, 07:07:01 UTC

I only know the universe because I read fusion crossovers with it (there's at least two SGA fusions with this), but those were awesome, and really worked for my kinks. It made me want to read the books, but unfortunately my library doesn't have them.

brown_betty December 31 2008, 07:18:26 UTC

I've seen the fanfic, and it is in general less naked, id-wise.

You might be able to find some used copies floating around the internet, depending on how much you are prepared to care.

rydra_wong December 31 2008, 13:53:40 UTC

I've seen the fanfic, and it is in general less naked, id-wise.

That makes me strangely happy. Fanfic, being transgressive by forcing the author's id back under wraps.

puckling December 31 2008, 09:22:52 UTC

It's like if you put Pern, Twilight, and a brontosaurus-load of porn in a blender.

...I can't really tell if that makes me want to read it or to run away screaming. Wow.

brown_betty December 31 2008, 18:04:24 UTC

Also there is faux-incest! Does that help?

cimness December 31 2008, 11:07:39 UTC

...WHAT.

This sounds even specialer than P.C. Hodgell.

brown_betty December 31 2008, 18:07:28 UTC

*googles* Huh, the internet is surprisingly coy about her work, which sounds unexceptional from what I can find on the first page of results.

cimness December 31 2008, 20:58:09 UTC

Oh, you might have to have read it - she's maybe not quite as famous. My dad sent me these books from like the early 80s or late 70s (GOD STALK) that are the most amazingly Mary Sueish Mary Sue I have EVER READ (though not as amazing as the one you've described, maybe), and I've read a LOT of badfic.

coffeeandink December 31 2008, 20:40:57 UTC

::regards you suspiciously::

browngirl December 31 2008, 16:06:27 UTC

*cries laughing*
*rummages ABE Books*

brown_betty December 31 2008, 18:25:17 UTC

I'm - actually, I'm pretty sure you would enjoy them. Check your public library!