That Gala

[broodingbat]

Well.  That was.  An event.

Damian didn't eviscerate anyone.  In fact he charmed a number of the older matrons.

Cassandra.  Was fitting in.  A little too well perhaps.  She had quite a few interested young--and not so young--men hanging around all night.

Barbara?  Did you ever have the safe sex talk with her?

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[basejumpingbat]

Isn't that a parent's job, Bruce? You did file the adoption papers a few weeks ago...

[broodingbat]

Not until she was 18.

[basejumpingbat]

Your point being?

[broodingbat]

I had that particular talk with you when you were 12.

[seeall_knowall]

...Was I supposed to?

[broodingbat]

I would hope so, since you were the one taking. Charge of Cassandra's. Adjustment to life out side of the League of Assassins.

[seeall_knowall]

Well, she never seemed interested in it! But I could come over to the manor and give the talk to her since I know how uncomfortable you are about vaginas.

[broodingbat]

It's not a matter of being uncomfortable. But rather. Ill equipped.

She would be better to speak with someone that has personal experience with the particular issues women face.

[noonesson]

"Damian didn't eviscerate anyone."

Better luck next time, then?

"Barbara? Did you ever have the safe sex talk with her?"

You didn't give her the Talk yourself? What, is it just no fun if you're not making anyone uncomfortable?

[broodingbat]

I'm not sure there will be a next time, given some of teh comments he made on the way home.

You didn't give her the Talk yourself?

1) she spent over a year with Barbara as her mentor.

2) I can't offer anything resembling practical experiences with sorted "feminine issues."

[seeall_knowall]

...Feminine issues? Oh, like how to handle men being messy!

[broodingbat]

Not what I was thinking.

I believe the common complaint is "my uterus is falling out."

[silentshebat]

It's okay, Bruce.

I know how my vajina works.

[spoilagirlrobin]

Lol, Cass! You tell him! ;)

...oh, there goes my lurking on this post and pretending I didn't read any of the threads above this. My eyes, Cass! They'll never be the same after reading Bruce even mentioning sex! X_X

[broodingbat]

I'm not sure if I should apologize or bow.

[seeall_knowall]

Bow, please, bow. I had fun.

[damian_wayne]

"huffs" It was the only form of attack left to me.

You took away the knives.

[broodingbat]

And you used your remaining "weapon" very well, Damian.

[damian_wayne]

I would have rather had the knives.