That Gala

[broodingbat]

Well.  That was.  An event.

Damian didn't eviscerate anyone.  In fact he charmed a number of the older matrons.

Cassandra.  Was fitting in.  A little too well perhaps.  She had quite a few interested young--and not so young--men hanging around all night.

Barbara?  Did you ever have the safe sex talk with her?

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[noonesson]

"Damian didn't eviscerate anyone."

Better luck next time, then?

"Barbara? Did you ever have the safe sex talk with her?"

You didn't give her the Talk yourself? What, is it just no fun if you're not making anyone uncomfortable?

[broodingbat]

I'm not sure there will be a next time, given some of teh comments he made on the way home.

You didn't give her the Talk yourself?

1) she spent over a year with Barbara as her mentor.

2) I can't offer anything resembling practical experiences with sorted "feminine issues."

[seeall_knowall]

...Feminine issues? Oh, like how to handle men being messy!

[broodingbat]

Not what I was thinking.

I believe the common complaint is "my uterus is falling out."

[seeall_knowall]

I've personally never had that problem, but it sounds like a lady would need professional help for that kind of situation. :)

Men being messy is a problem though! A real one! That's why I believe in condoms, less mess.

[broodingbat]

I will take your word for it. Though I've had no complaints previously.

[seeall_knowall]

Floozies don't mind the mess.

[broodingbat]

I dare you to call the assorted heiresses Brucie dates "floozies." I'm sure the result of doing so well be vastly. Amusing.

[seeall_knowall]

Brucie has no taste in real women. He's missing out. I bet those heiresses can't even spell Lamborghini.

[broodingbat]

Are you offering, Barbara?

[basejumpingbat]

She just spelled it, Bruce. Look one post up.

[seeall_knowall]

Maybe if I wasn't taken by that charming acrobat up there. I do love a man that's tall, dark and handsome though.

[broodingbat]

I am. Amicable. To a three way.

[basejumpingbat]

Well, let us know when you have another two amenable parties and we'll make ourselves scarce, won't we, Babs?

[broodingbat]

There is something to be said for the old saying "keep it in the family."

[basejumpingbat]

There is. But it's not anything pretty.