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[bromanteau]

pretty damn sure takin care of toddlers aint part of my contract
whatever
hey kids look i made a comic
it has spongebob, patrick, bright colors and everythin

Comments

[waitsallthetime]

Patric would nevr step on spungebob!

[bromanteau]

if spongebob were a kid
he would

[waitsallthetime]

no no no

yer rong!

[bromanteau]

totally right
realitys tough like that
you have no real friends

[alreadywhipped]

Who are Spongebob and Patrick?

[bromanteau]

your parents

[alreadywhipped]

My mother is nothing like your stupid comic!

[bromanteau]

nope
your moms dumber

[hatespuberty]

You realize half the kids here won't know who that is.

[bromanteau]

im aimin for the muggleborn crowd
i thought that was obvious already jeez

[hatespuberty]

That's stupid.

[bromanteau]

fine ok
you got me
i shouldve used beloved magical cartoon characters
like no one and nobody
those two are some a class goofballs

[akaj1sh1]

Heh, bet he didn't see that coming outta Patrick.

[bromanteau]

yeah
suddenly youre best friends a bitch
who wouldve thought
you can see the hurt and betrayal in spongebobs disproportionate eyes

[akaj1sh1]

Yeah, it sucks.

One minute, pals, next minute, pushed down to the ground.

Ah, didn't notice that 'til you mentioned it. Yeah, little guy's in pain there.

[bromanteau]

and just because youre suddenly significantly tinier
though i bet its because of the hat
shits one giant hurt me sign
covered in neon lights and the promise of regret in the morning

physically and emotionally
spongebobs ready to write cut some wrists and play linkin park
boohoo my best friend stepped on me
time to slowly develop depression and become a shitty adult

[voice] because toddlers can't read yo

[yourseoulmate]

Hahahaha!

They play tag!

[voice]

[bromanteau]

Yeah.

He step on Spongebob again and again, Patrick win forever.

[voice]

[yourseoulmate]

Why step on?

[voice]

[bromanteau]

Because Patrick douchebag.