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[bromanteau]

pretty damn sure takin care of toddlers aint part of my contract
whatever
hey kids look i made a comic
it has spongebob, patrick, bright colors and everythin

Comments

[alreadywhipped]

Who are Spongebob and Patrick?

[bromanteau]

your parents

[alreadywhipped]

My mother is nothing like your stupid comic!

[bromanteau]

nope
your moms dumber

[alreadywhipped]

[oh, it is ON]

Don't make fun of Mother! She's the best one in the world!

oh my god he's 12

[bromanteau]

doubt it
she was probably a prostitute
walkin around in red stilletos and flashin her booty
after she injects some barbiturates into your system
face facts kid

oh my god this is like his worst fear

[alreadywhipped]

She's not a prostitute and she doesn't use those things! Your mother must really hate you!

[bromanteau]

nope she totally is
the way you deny it means youre hiding it
and like id give a flying fuck about what that broad thinks
all she talks about is straightening up postures and magic and shit
what a broken record

[alreadywhipped]

Who are you? You'd better be someone really important if you think you can talk like that.

But even important people need to be nice to their parents!

[bromanteau]

im the president
and whatever
if i aint listening to my mom
why do you think ill listen to you

[alreadywhipped]

You are not the president! And if you're not nicer, I'm going to tell my friend!

[That's right, bro, bb!Rosemarine is going to come for you. BC]

[bromanteau]

oh dude no
dont tell your friend
im sooooooo terrified of him
im shakin behind my nonexistent boots
hidin under cupboards
hopin boogeyman would eat me before your friend does
haha yeah right
keep wishin to that twinkly lil star kid
cuz ive gone and done everything
and your friends probably 12 years old or somethin
yeah real scary

[alreadywhipped]

You don't know my friends or my family! I know lots of people who are really good at magic, and they're really important, not just fake important!

[bromanteau]

yes
everything i say or do indicates that i give every shit about being important
oh no im just fake important
my shades are covered in liquid sorrow

[alreadywhipped]

You should be a poet so you'd be poor and starve.

[bromanteau]

poets are gay
youd fit the bill better
your letters already perspire at least seven shades of fabulousness
sentence structures with the charm of a thousand third legs
im sure adding poet in your homo resume wouldnt be much of a stretch