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[brokentobluex]

i hate dogs. no, really. i have cleaned up dog piss three times today. holly just totally pissed on my new rug. a few days ago, her and zelda chewed the corners off the new rug. this morning, i spent ten minutes trying to get zelda to go outside, but she refused. i closed the door and walked back into the living room to find her squatting down,

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[t_1seditionist]

When did she piss on the rug?!

[brokentobluex]

last night afer you went to bed. but zelda actually peed when i took her out on her leash. i can't even get the girls outside because of that bitch neo. did i tell you that even jess thinks we should close the fence up? probably starting to be a much better idea now.

[squeechkid]

Oh I feel your pain. Get a crate and train the bitch. When she realizes that sitting in a crate for hours in her own piss is worse than squatting out back, she will beg to go outside. As far as the chewing, get that bitter apple spray and spray it on EVERYTHING. The key of that working though is squirting it directly in their mouth before you spray it everywhere. Trust me its some nasty shit. i tried it just out of curiosity. Of course if your dogs are a little abnormal lik emine is, they will take a liking to it. Thats when you just start to beat them, HAHA just kidding. I would never. WINK!
Your clolthes & shoe- Pick them up. If its not out she cant get to it.
Dog Piss smell- I have a bissell for that reason. Its the deal. You can borrow it.
And when they do go outside PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE!!!
It will be annoying for a while but they can be molded into decent dogs if you have the patience.

[brokentobluex]

i refuse to leave anything lying out anymore. all of my clothes are put up along with my shoes. i can't say the same for the other members of my household though. i believe anna had three paris of shoes in the living room floor last night. my mom has a bissell, but it didn't work. she's giving me her small one though, so at least i can clean it as they do it before it sits and festers ane makes them want to keep pissing in the same spot. thats part of the problem, they keep going in the same place because i can't get the smell out. grrr.

[t_1seditionist]

Holly is usually so good. I am bothered by this turn of events...

[brokentobluex]

holly is not good when you're gone. that's the thing. they both know when to misbehave without getting beat. they only do this shit when you're not here. holly is the instigator though. zelda is content to mind her business until holly starts biting her. then they brawl. well...we'll figure it out i guess.

[t_1seditionist]

I am sorry, Tab. I'll close the hole in the fence tonight. I'll have to shore it up so the dogs can't dig under it. I am gonna clean out the yard back there, too.

Fucking goddamn. I feel bad about this. I still owe you a pair of shoes. What size do you wear again?

[brokentobluex]

hey you. i am okay. i just got frustrated last night. we should definitely close up the fence though. neo was fighting with holly so bad a little while ago that i thought he was going to kill her. i just kept hearing her head slam up against the outside of the house. i hate that dog.

don't feel bad. and i don't care about the shoes. its my dogs fault that our house stinks so we're even. haha.

i love you. we'll deal with it later tonight. have a good day at work. i'm gonna make some dinner for us. <3

[squeechkid]

Nothing good without spices though. HAHAHAHA ok enough with the damn spice rack jokes. Its old now

[t_1seditionist]

Seriously. It is really old.

As old as the mastadon poop in your momma's dentures.

olol

[iamhumanvirus]

At least you don't have old hardwood floors. At our old apartment, that shit stayed in the floor, no matter how much polyurethane we used.
Fuck.
I hope you guys are doing well. We're almost totally moved out...we just have to move a couch and chair out. I'm thinking of having a housewarming vegan potluck party/Chris's birthday in August, so keep me posted on when would be a good time for "ya'll". =)

Gagghh..
xoxo