Naruto
: Hatake Kakashi + Haruno Sakura
It's All Rumors, Darling

Comments: Yeah, whatever. Shoot me. Hate me. Love me. Have my babies. It's all good, but obviously, I'm on crack. Next time you're at an early-morning sale at Wal-Mart, do me a favor and buy me a new brain, please.

( It's just another morning, another day, another night. It's just another rumor, darling, it's all right. )

Naruto
: Hatake Kakashi & Haruno Sakura
Before You Kissed Me

Rated: Safe for everyone.
Requested by: monique-27
Comments: I love this pairing, and Milk Moon is sadly rotting away on FF.net. I really do intend to finish that fic... someday.

( Awkward moments were practically her specialty. )

Naruto
: Uchiha Itachi + Uchiha Sasuke
No, Really?

Comments: Writing this as riza sleepses. I'mma go molester her after this, oh yes. Or I'll just sleep so I can pack up to go home in the morning, hah. Sheer crack with an odd smattering of angst to frost it.

( He was always an academic little snot. )

Title: The March of Time
Word Count: 1476
Rating: Eh, we’ll just put it at PG-11
Characters/Pairings: Team 7, but Sakura focused.
Summary: Sakura sees Naruto moving further and further away from her. Her thoughts and reflections on her ‘failure’ as a ninja, and her reaction when Kakashi finally brings Naruto and Sasuke home.

( Naruto changed, slightly, with every passing day. )

Written as a gift for bakkhos last Christmas. Enjoy the crack. :D

Title: Saké Cup
Word count: 2,408
Characters/Pairing: Itachi, and the rest of Akatsuki. But no Orochimaru. I dun like him today.
Rating: Teen, for quite a bit of swearing.
Summary: When Itachi first joins Akatsuki, there's an "initiation ceremony" of sorts. One that involves alcohol. Lots ( Read more... )

The first thing I've written in a very long time.

Title: Chapters [A Countdown of Scripted Time]
Word Count: 714
Rating: PG
Characters: Sasuke, Itachi. Hints of Itachi/Sasuke, but they're barely noticeable.
Summary: His story, their story, is already written. All that he can do now, what he must do, is turn the pages.

( It is a story that can only end in tears. )

Naruto
: Hyuuga Neji & Haruno Sakura
Lifetime

Requested: At nejisaku here; three-in-one request; requests by zelha, riza, uchuunoyanushi.

Prompts: Smut // something involving training, really hot and muggy weather, ice-cold milk, and clothing malfunctions // Neji's prancing around Konoha in a pink dress.

Comments: The smut is minimal, because this thing ended up being way ( Read more... )

Naruto
: Hatake Kakashi & Haruno Sakura
The Apartment

Comments: Don't ask, because I have no answers for you. Where the fuck did this come from? What the fuck IS this? I dunno.

( He talks of the peeling paint and cracks in the floor; she waxes eloquent of large windows and spacious balconies. )

Naruto
: Uchiha Sasuke & Uchiha Itachi
Masturbation

WARNING: Adult theme.

( First, first, and first once again. )

Title: Empty Conversations
Word Count: 1,001
Rating: PG
Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, and a few other...mentions. No pairing.
Summary: After Naruto makes a deal with Sakura, he follows Sasuke home to see where the other boy lives. Something unusual happens when Sasuke sits down for dinner, though.

( “I got just what you like, mother.” )