I never want to waste my ears again listening to anything other than Reso's new 12"


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So having played around with Firefly I decided to update my iTunes installation (sod it ( Read more... )

I'm even more impressed with Gordon Ramsey ( than ever )

Laura Miller (nee Slob) finds a tiny scorpion in her enormous jeans and thinks to herself 'what have I bought what's foreign?'


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Reposted from Facebook. Fantastic.

Simon Cowell is going to regret being so harsh - this woman just killed herself outside Paula Abdul's house!

I'm not that geezer
Never pay via Visa - cash only
Stash the Sony
Phone me when you've raised that pony

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Is this silly cow, who has the unenviable role of being Rupert Murdoch's token British Muslim, aware that Paris is only famous because she's Barron Hilton's granddaughter ( Read more... )

Oh dear, Hypnoskull's 'California über alles', from the forth-coming album, is cringe-makingly bad.