I'm *seething*. What a bunch of hateful, ignorant humans.

3. when a group of people (usually drunk) walks back and forth in front of the store talking about the store, walks up to the door, practically presses their cheeks against the glass, points around, and then walks away. i can .hear. you.

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i just helped an american man in iraq buy and ship a dildo to his wife in the states.

it made me really sad.

2. When they tell me they are looking for their soon-to-be sister in law, best friend, cousin, etc. Really? Youre really dildo shopping for your brothers bride to be?

1. when i turn something on to show them how it works, and how it feels, and they refuse to touch it.

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so i was in a car accident on thursday. rear ended at a red light. hit and run. AGAIN. whats up with chicago hit and runs?!

anyway, im ok, cars ok. concussion and sprained neck, back. meg came to the hospital and was all lovely. =)

what did i get out of it?

valium.

mmmm.

im twenty.

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