let's play make-believe

[iamfacepalm]

'You all know this scenario, it's been in just about every sitcom on every channel at least once.  Girl gets creeped on by some guy, she goes to one of her guy friends for help, and they end up pretending to be an item so as to dissuade the creepy one from continuing his advances.  Sure, there's some variation on the formula, but you get the basic

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*~COMMENT LOG FOR KYON AND SERAS~*

[the_police_girl]

[Poor, poor Kyon. He didn't have to put himself in the middle of this. ...now he was being dragged into this place he obviously didn't want to be in... Augh she feels terrible.

Chewing on her bottom lip, she glances over at the panty rack, cheeks lighting up even more.]

U-uhm...o-over 'ere...

[iamfacepalm]

'Yeah, that's right, I went along with it. Don't judge me. I mean, if we're going to to play the part, we... yeah you know where this is going, and maybe it is a bit of a weak argument.'

[ Oh she's nowhere near as red as he is right now. Because what's more awkward than going into a lingerie shop to begin with? Going in with a cute girl hanging onto your arm. ]

R... right. Uh. See anything you like...?

[the_police_girl]

[She nods, unhitching herself from him long enough to shuffle over to the rack and pull some pretty adorable looking panties off. They're white and lacy, but there's a little cat-face charm hanging from the front.

She gives a little squeak, trying to force back a grin. Oh god it's been forever since she had cute panties.]

...I like these...

[iamfacepalm]

'... okay, what am I doing? I was going with the flow until now, but I guess it just dawned on me that here I am, with a girl I'm not even REALLY romantically involved with, watching her pick out underwear for herself! Is this really okay...?!'

[ For a moment he stares with an indecipherable expression before his attention is forced into staring at the floor; there are too many mental images he's trying to fight off now. ]

They're. Uh. Nice.

[wing_calibur]

[Rarabon seems to be wandering in the lingerie section, looking for something really cute for her to buy and wear.]

[iamfacepalm]

'Of course, thanks to... Murphy's Law, is it? That must be why there's a familiar face in the SAME store at the SAME time. God, just strike me down and end my shame...!'

[ He's... totally trying to line himself up just right with a shelf so he stays out of sight. ]

[wing_calibur]

...

...

Are you kidding me?

[She swore she saw someone familiar, but she doesn't follow through and keeps looking.]

[iamfacepalm]

[ He's Solid Snaking all up in this bitch, yo. Thank goodness Seras is staring at underwear right now. ]

'I could use a cardboard box.'