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let's play make-believe

Jul 10, 2010 00:04

'You all know this scenario, it's been in just about every sitcom on every channel at least once. Girl gets creeped on by some guy, she goes to one of her guy friends for help, and they end up pretending to be an item so as to dissuade the creepy one from continuing his advances. Sure, there's some variation on the formula, but you get the basic ( Read more... )

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wing_calibur July 10 2010, 05:59:35 UTC

[Rarabon seems to be wandering in the lingerie section, looking for something really cute for her to buy and wear.]

iamfacepalm July 10 2010, 06:01:43 UTC

'Of course, thanks to... Murphy's Law, is it? That must be why there's a familiar face in the SAME store at the SAME time. God, just strike me down and end my shame...!'

[ He's... totally trying to line himself up just right with a shelf so he stays out of sight. ]

wing_calibur July 10 2010, 06:03:57 UTC

...

...

Are you kidding me?

[She swore she saw someone familiar, but she doesn't follow through and keeps looking.]

iamfacepalm July 10 2010, 06:08:14 UTC

[ He's Solid Snaking all up in this bitch, yo. Thank goodness Seras is staring at underwear right now. ]

'I could use a cardboard box.'

wing_calibur July 10 2010, 06:13:11 UTC

[She's still looking, and sloooowly creeping towards a shelf...]

iamfacepalm July 10 2010, 06:19:09 UTC

[ And he's distracted, for a moment, by Seras doing... well, something. It's Seras, so it's hard not to pay attention to her by default.

HIS DEFENSES ARE LOWERED. ]

wing_calibur July 10 2010, 06:21:10 UTC

[She finally notices him and covers his face with a purple polkadotted thong.]

iamfacepalm July 10 2010, 06:27:51 UTC

'Alert! Under attack! Requesting backup, air support, tactical missile strikes--!'

[ There's a bit of flailing with a cry of surprise as he tears the offending garment from his face, head whipping to give her a "what the hell was that for" look. ]

... Seriously?!

wing_calibur July 10 2010, 06:30:05 UTC

[She pulls the thong away from him and holds it behind her back.]

Geez you, I didn't know you would leave yourself so wide open in a lingerie store.

the_police_girl July 10 2010, 06:34:29 UTC

[Seras caught on to all of this, and has been standing there with her hands on her hips, grinning all the while.]

...Wha' on Earth ah you two doing?

wing_calibur July 10 2010, 06:36:34 UTC

[Well crap, she got busted. Gee, let's open up the excuses box to find the easiest possible explanation out of this!]

Errr...

...You know this guy?

the_police_girl July 10 2010, 06:38:00 UTC

Uhm, y-yes. ...he's my boyfriend.

wing_calibur July 10 2010, 06:39:25 UTC

[Looks like that isn't going to work. She'll have to look harder for a cop out than that...]

I see. I never knew...

iamfacepalm July 10 2010, 06:47:18 UTC

'... it's so strange, hearing that line being spoken to someone else in public. I'm her boyfriend. Right. Time to act the part.'

[ He sighs slightly, regaining his composure as he ever-so-smoothly puts his arm around Seras' shoulders. Okay. Yeah that seemed good. ]

We've been sort of keeping a low profile, you could say.

wing_calibur July 10 2010, 06:48:51 UTC

I see...

[She sighs and leaves to pay for what she was interested in buying...]

iamfacepalm July 10 2010, 06:56:18 UTC

'... was it something I said?'

You alright? You seem kind of... down, I guess.

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