3rd grade
Teacher makes non-tards escort tards to bathroom
Of course she picks me to take tard-Nate to the bathroom
Wait outside
10 minutes go by
Walk in
Sitting in urinal, covered in feces
"I CAN'T GET OUT"
It took a fucking crane to get him out.

Think there's enough good Voyager episodes to cull together a marathon? Maybe a short one?

Working from memory:
- The Q suicide one.
- The Sulu flashback one.
- The Maquis rebellion hologram one.
- Year of Hell. Shitloads of time-travel.
- First meeting with the Borg.
- The one with Andy Dick and the badass Federation warship.

Voyager. I've gotta do ( Read more... )

The secret to a perfect Bloody Mary, according to my dream last night? Half a stick of Puperoni. Torn end down, so the meat really mingles with the drink.

Couldn't make those disgusting fucking things any worse.

This keeps happening. I keep laughing.

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This is not the Times-Squaring of Marvel. Disney does not Disney-fy everything they own. They let Ellen come out as a lesbian, way back when. And Kill Bill, released by Disney-owned Miramax, wasn't what anyone would call sanitized.

Jeff Parker, writer of Marvel's superlative Agents of Atlas, has made the most sense:

"“I doubt Disney spent $4 billion ( Read more... )

Brian
so sorr
find a babies leg and fake it
about the same size

Leslie
ewwwwwwww yet gross

Michael Jackson to be Buried Without His Brain

As the late King of Pop's family prepares for the singer's funeral on Tuesday, they have been told his brain would be held back for tests.

The family was given the choice of either waiting up to three weeks for Jackson's brain to be returned to them or go ahead and bury him without it - which they have ( Read more... )

Obama, as you know, has named his Supreme Court nominee. I know many of you are worried that the big, scary right-wing conspiracy is going to launch another of its vicious smear campaigns against soon-to-be Justice Sotomayor, spreading all stripe of fib and slander. Like we do.

Fear not. We know how hard it gets out there for a woman, trying to ( Read more... )

 
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