All the worlds a stage ; 01 ; Text/voice/Action for New Bark peeps

[britishimports]

[He assumes this is all some elaborate prank set up by America, and refuses to fall for it! He's got it all figured out, after all:

Waking in a place that is not his home? Easy: He was moved in the night by that freakish alien. Stuck in a land that seems less than real, with music playing in the background? Why, it must be Disneyland of course!]

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[usedsing]

What did you get, mister?

[britishimports]

Pardon?

[usedsing]

I got Pikkun! ... He's a mouse that can shock you like bzzap! ... That's because he's got a lot of electricity inside. ... He's really cute!

Is yours cute, too, mister?

[britishimports]

I...see.

Well yes, I suppose mine is a bit--well, not cute, exactly. More...elegant. Oh yes, she's terribly elegant.

action!

[photonsaber]

Pokemon can't talk, mister! [Says a little girl with a Pichu clinging to her head.]

You're in New Bark Town and I think you have to go this way. [Points to where the exit to Route 29 is.]

action!

[britishimports]

Pokemon? Oh, but I'm sure Victoria can. She's...she's a good fairy friend and all.

[Looks at the girl, then at Route 29. Rinse & Repeat.] Oh no. I'm not going any which-way.

action! 1/2

[photonsaber]

[Cocona staaaares at him while her Pichu is staring at the Hoppip.]

action!

[photonsaber]

Are you waiting for someone?

video

[her_mouse_jesty]

[disneyland, you say?]

Oh, another newcomer!

video

[britishimports]

[Disneyyylannnnd]

Newcomer? Oh don't tell me, more actors.

video

[her_mouse_jesty]

Yes, you're not alone. Just about everyone you talk to here, isn't from here. We've all been taken from our worlds and placed into this land.

I'd be more than happy to answer any questions you have, sir.

Re: video

[britishimports]

Well of course they aren't from here, it's bloody Disneyland.

Oh yes, erm...Where can I find the bastard that tossed me here?

[voice] Place holder. Sleeping soon ;A;

[profpuzzle]

[Oh God, this guy has that happy flying plant thing as his partner. The Professor can never understand that logic. But when you look at it closer, it's kinda cute...]

Haha, is that your partner, sir? I'm afraid these creatures do not speak our tongue.

[voice] Sleep well!

[britishimports]

Yes, well she's not a creature. She's a very elegant fairy friend.

[voice]

[profpuzzle]

"A fairy friend"? I apologize here, but I believe all the creatures you see in this world are different from your own.

These are called "Pokemon" here.

[voice]

[britishimports]

Oh no, see, she's certainly a fairy friend. She's not green, but she looks strikingly similar.

Pokemon?

[ VOICE ]

[aconquistador]

[ Spain was just minding his own business and trying to catch his breath on the other side of New Bark Town when he hears that voice. Naturally, this means Spain will begin screaming into his gear, ]

Inglaterra?

¡INGLATERRA!

What did you do?!

[ VOICE ] /uses other journal JUST to use the yelling at spain icon |D

[taxationwithout]

[Yelling back because AHH YELLING.]

I haven't done a thing!

[ VOICE ] /APPROVES, AHAHAA

[aconquistador]

[ DON'T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AT SPAIN. ]

Don't lie to me! Tell me what you did!

[ VOICE ]

[taxationwithout]

[THIS IS NOT RAISED.

OKAY MAYBE IT IS. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!]

I just told you, prat! I've done Nothing! I don't even know where the bloody hell I am!