Sep 06, 2010 19:54
[He assumes this is all some elaborate prank set up by America, and refuses to fall for it! He's got it all figured out, after all:
Waking in a place that is not his home? Easy: He was moved in the night by that freakish alien. Stuck in a land that seems less than real, with music playing in the background? Why, it must be Disneyland of course!]
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America:
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand bloody times: Act your age. Is it really that hard? Or do you just--Oh never mind, just come and pick me up immediately . Wherever I've been tossed is both ridiculous and uncalled for.
lol,
England
[As he fumbles with his pokegear--He was never good with technology--he ends up turning it to voice instead of off, and anyone listening will be treated to a plethora of curses, blaming anyone from France to Ireland for his current predicament.]
I swear, when I find--Hoppip! [He's interrupted by a very cheerful sounding Hoppip.]
O-oh...hullo there. You wouldn't...erm... know where I am, would you girl?
what a mess,
this sucks,
new bark town,
brb blaming everyone he knows,
he's late for a very important date,
hoppip!