Bored deity is bored.

[bringsthelight]

Yeah, yeah, surprise, surprise. Snitched from lovessweetbait because I had nothing better to do.

Your Love is Unpredictable

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[lovessweetbait]

Dammit, Apollo, you know I hate that name.

That seems to suit you down to the ground.

[bringsthelight]

Well, I don't particularly care for Sunshine either, so.

Doesn't it? There might be something to say for these random pointless things...but damned if I know what.

[lovessweetbait]

But it suits your sparkling personality so well.

Don't you? Don't online quizzes with uncannily accurate results fall under your purview, Pythian Apollo?

[bringsthelight]

...you wanna challenge my ingenuity, Eros? Bring it, little one.

How the crap do you figure that?

[lovessweetbait]

Easy, tiger, simmer down. You know I mean Sunshine as a playful and affectionate nickname.

I don't know, aren't you the one who said we have to keep up with the times? Maybe internet memes are the new Delphic prophets.

[bringsthelight]

"Tiger"? Honestly, Eros.

Somehow I highly doubt that.

[lovessweetbait]

Come on: tall, blond, and snarling? The resemblance was uncanny. I would have gone with "lion," but it didn't scan.

No? Well, it was just an idea. The internet has certainly made my job easier, in a way, I thought you might have jumped on that.

[bringsthelight]

Obviously.

I have enough to worry about these days, thanks.

[lovessweetbait]

I can keep trying. Kitten? Sugar? Sweetness and light?

You do, at that. The internet is so vast I'm surprised a new god hasn't sprung up from the palm of someone's hand to look after it.

[bringsthelight]

Don't push it, shrimp.

...that's disgusting, you know. Nevertheless, I suppose lechery hasn't been restricted to simply our family; the mortals seem to emulate it quite well.

[lovessweetbait]

You started it, angel.

"Emulate"? Have you been to the internet? They're inventing things I didn't know about.

[bringsthelight]

And I'll finish it, too. ...I'm not the one sporting wings, fluffy.

Briefly. I have more fun ways of screwing around with humans, thanks.

[lovessweetbait]

Will you really? That shade of angry does nothing for your complexion, Prince Charming.

You'd be surprised. But to each his own, of course. It can be such a time-suck, and I know you can't afford those.

[bringsthelight]

Do you need a bitch-slap? I can give you a bitch-slap, Eros. One you'll still be feeling this time next millennium.

Exactly. I have issues enough keeping my text messages from taking over the world, thanks.

[lovessweetbait]

Ugh, no, thanks, I'm sure if I wanted one of those I could just go show my face in Father's temple.

Oh gods, I should never have told the Muses my number. Now everyone has it.

[bringsthelight]

Whatever works for you, sweetness.

Idiot. Calliope's sisters are the nosiest beings on the planet. You should know that by now.