Bored deity is bored.

[bringsthelight]

Yeah, yeah, surprise, surprise. Snitched from lovessweetbait because I had nothing better to do.

Your Love is Unpredictable

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[lovessweetbait]

Dammit, Apollo, you know I hate that name.

That seems to suit you down to the ground.

[lovessweetbait]

But I'll be sure to keep you in mind for seconds.

I know, but Erato and I are like this, and Thalia's so fun in bed, it just slipped out.

[bringsthelight]

Let me check my calender. Sorry, booked until oblivion.

You're still an idiot. Now you'll never get away from either of them. ...and I can just imagine you and Erato. The sappy angst, forever.

[lovessweetbait]

That will save me twenty minutes.

Yeah, well, there are worse ways to be an idiot. I don't usually want to get away from them, in any combination. Erato is a sweetheart, she can catalog my sordid affairs any day.

[bringsthelight]

I'm not surprised. You never were known for stamina.

Yeah, and knit you socks that don't match.

[lovessweetbait]

What can I say, when I'm bored I feel it's less cruel to fake it early than drag it out.

Oh, that would be precious. ...Do they knit you socks, that is so cute. Your girls, Apollo. I love them.

[bringsthelight]

Why do you even bother in the first place, if you're so damned bored? Do you really have so little self-control?

What do I need with socks? I live on an island.

[lovessweetbait]

It's sweet of you to be concerned, but don't worry, honey. I'm only bored with certain partners. None in recent memory, actually, so "booked until oblivion" suits me perfectly, I can keep my streak intact.

It's the thought that counts, you know. Spirit of giving, et cetera.

[bringsthelight]

Good. This perfection is way outta your league.

Right. I can do without it, thanks. That and Melpomene's drama fits.