Incognito 2.3
Language, kissing ON THE LIPS, bad jokes, WoW references.
Incognito Archive
Xavier, as the oldest, has the honor of being in the cutscene. Enjoy your 10 seconds of fame darling.
I'm sure that all guys want their moment in the spotlight highlighted by a hug from their dad. That's so MANLY.
Xavier, Romance, Drama major. He's so pretty but he's pretty much a clone of Leo with lighter skin. DNW.
QUASIMODO AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
I mean Tobias. Knowledge and erm... Mathematics. A clone of his mother. Whose features are BEAUTIFUL on a woman, not so much on a dude.
Lovely Isabella, Fortune (I think), majoring in Literature. She, unfortunately, is also a Leo clone. BAD CLONE, NO COOKIE!
Hunter... *is lost for a moment, glassy-eyed and drooling* Knowledge, Philosophy. He's been my choice for heir since he was a tot. But things happen, you never know *bes mysterious*
BLAINE?!?! IZZAT YOU? Can't be! The poor neglected, hated child that I never even bothered to makeover EVER? Who didn't even get a two second job to put my facemasks on? WHAT THE HELL STOP THE PRESSES O_O
He's bringing sexy back, oh yeah. He's Knowledge, Biology major btw.
Hunter: "What the hell dude? THROWING A BASEBALL AT MY HEAD LIKE THAT IS NOT KOSHER! YOU COULD HAVE MESSED UP MY DREADS!"
Xavier: "Learn to duck?"
Since Xavier is Romance, of course he wants to find someone for some UNF UNF UNF action right NOW. Luckily the first dormie he sees is beautiful. And desperate, apparently, since she fell for the old "butt-rose and swirly hearts" gag.
Isabella proves to be even more desperate. This cute guy offers her a bundle of cash for... I don't even want to know. He figured out HER buttons real quick. Money = Love.
Aww the power of true lust. It wards them from the psychotic gym teacher even.
BEGONE FOUL BEAST! YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!
LAWL.
Psycho Gym Lady: "Oh for... I give up. These kids are too pumped full of hormones for me to pump them up. I QUIT!"
Oh I see you checking out the rack, Xavier.
I decided to try to get Hunter into the Secret Society, figuring a good Knowledge sim would want those connections. Then I realized empty template + no regen hacks = only dormies are the ones that live in THEIR dorm. He did enjoy talking to this aboriginal fellow though.
Note to self: Spawn dormies. Idiot.
And then realized what my blunder meant and came home and ANGRY DANCED. I get it, you're pissed, I'll fix it D:
*Spongebob narrator voice*
THREE DAYS LATER
Hunter is still angry-dancing, Isabella is still making out with Mr. Moneybags-for-Sex, and Blaine is looking hawt.
Poor Tobias. He didn't get along with any of the dormies (I'm sorry, I'm sorry OK?!?! NEXT TIME I'LL REMEMBER TO SPAWN MORE!)
Tobias: "Bitch, making out right in front of me. I'll just rip some murloc heads off on my ret pally. ASHKANDI HOOOOOOOO!!!!"
He can't get laid, so he spends all his time on WoW. Yeap.
TRAGEDY!
Hurry, Xavier, BEG!
You effing loser.
YES I CALLED YOU A LOSER. NOW YOU'RE GONNA MOPE AROUND BECAUSE YOUR HAVE NO PIECE OF TAIL.
I got around to making Blaine over. Ohhhh haaaaaiiiiiiii 8D
Isabella and Moneybags here pretty much spend all their time ALL OVER EACH OTHER.
This cute little thing is Blaine's girlfriend. This dude is the victim of my "no dormie protect" hack from MATY. He's vengeful.
IF YOU KILL HER I WILL END YOU.
WTF? Why the Blaine hate?
Bitch got to Isabella too D:
Bella, dear? I don't think Blaine appreciates your destroying his neatly piled leaves. She followed him around the lot wrecking each and every one of his leaf piles :\
I love my "no protect" hack *cackles evilly*
Jesus Tobias, go back to WoW. Mean little shit.
Alien dormie: "It's ok, I'll just make sure they use the #009 probe on him. I've only seen it used once. It was... life-changing."
Moneybags enjoys peeing himself in front of everyone O_O Got yourself a freaky fetishist there Bella.
Blaine: "Ewwww no, I will not milk you!"
LOLWUT?
Oh dang, epic dormie name sighting. ELPHINSTONE. I love this name hack.
Blaine GF: "So... when are you gonna man up and do me? These eggs aren't getting any younger."
Oh she's PERFECT for a legacy spouse. Er... *spoils*
Poor Xavier hasn't gotten any since his redheaded sweetie bit it. I kind of enjoy him crying like a baby >_>
When she isn't attached to Moneybags' lips, she's LAN gaming with Tobias /headdesk
And Hunter is bawling on LJ that the heirship was stolen from him and how HE deserves it so much more, etc. etc. ad nauseum.
Reply to Hunter's post: "BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!"
3952 replies agreeing with this sentiment follow.
Awww they're so cute when they're bumping and grinding. In a busy hallway. Class, you has none.
Cow: "Well shit, if a girl can't get milked around here, I'm OUTTIE."
Psychotic Gym Lady: "Can't beat em, join em!" *starts smustle party that NEVER ENDS*
It just goes on and on my friends.
Xavier: *bawls*
Dormies: *suffocate in their food*
Blaine's GF: *cackles maliciously at Xavier*
OMG SHUT UP I WILL FIND YOU SOMEONE IF YOU JUST. SHUT. UP.
Hey, I found her. Ain't my fault you can't have a normal conversation and you're scaring her away.
MEDIC!!!!!!!
Synchronized worrying over passed out dormie = MEANT TO BE y/y?
Leo don't even think about it.
So, in a surprising turnaround, winning the awards for "Least Likely to be an Incognito Heir" and "Boring, Neglected Child Who Turns Out Really Hot and Ends Up Being Heir After All", we have...
BLAINE!
*gasps are heard throughout the audience*
I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
Na-na-na, na-na-na, hey hey hey... GOOD-BYE UNI.