Pot O'Gold: An Awesomesauce Legacy Part 2.1
Catch up here! Pot O'Gold Archive
Warning: Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth. Caution: Hot beverages are hot! For use by trained personnel only. Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you. Do not use intimately. Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Also, language, sex, dorky commentary, and a disproportionate amount of chance card spam.
An awesimsauce and pixel_trade legacy.
I decided to start off this update with a tour of the remodeled house. I kind of liked it better when it was just the garage :\
Study. It has a nice view of... sand. Boo picked out the epic chair though.
Entryway. Booooooring.
Kitchen/dining room. I SEE YOU PLOTTING THERE, TIKI GARBAGE CAN.
It does have a really nice view of something OTHER than sand.
I love all the shades of blue I managed to cram in.
VAIR PURPLE nursery. Which is now black as the blackest emo soul *foreshadowing*
Boo and Logan's bedroom.
Their bathroom. GOD I LOVE THAT OCTOPUS. Everything is better with tentacles.
PJ's room.
Shared bath.
Yzma's room.
PJ: "Are you done? Growing up here..."
Er, yes, sorry :(
HE IS SO CUTE. I pretty much love Logan for fathering him.
D'AWWWWWW.
I warned you about the chance cards. TL;DR: Boo is suddenly Indiana Jones and is exploring ruins (WTF SCIENCE CAREER? Should that not be part of the ADVENTURER career?!) and steals appropriates a priceless artifact and sells it. Fortune sims *shakes head*
PJ: "Oh mommy, I love you so much. Don't ever stop stealing things. Can I have a pony?"
Man I loves me some Teach to Play Dead. The poor pets always get so freaked out.
...
Yeah, I think I'm evil.
Best. Cat. EVER.
WHY HALLO JARED (lemon_lime35), WHY ARE YOU JUST WALKING INTO MY HOUSE AND TALKING TO MAH FEESH? You were dropped on the head as a kid, huh?
Also I mistakenly called Boo's archnemesis Jared in the very first update. I totes can't remember what I actually named him in-game *brain fart* This guy here ogling the feesh is ACTUALLY Jared.
So you go from running around in ancient monuments searching for god-knows-what that has fuck all to do with SCIENCE and you get promoted to teaching? EAXIS YOU REALLY NEED TO RESEARCH CAREERS BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS CRAZY.
PJ: "I got a C! Mom is gonna KILL me! She knows all my teachers!" D:
Only Logan could get away with ruining an expensive piece of equipment and have his boss shrug it off. Dat be some powerful mojo he's exuding, mon.
EEEEEEEEE Yzma grew up :D :D :D
How very Rock God of you >< At this point, I'd be giving up my dreams of rockstardom but NOT LOGAN. HE PERSEVERES!
Daydream: "GET THIS CHILD THE FUCK OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW!"
Yzma: "Kiiiiiiiiiiiiitty!" *noms ear*
I warned you! It's in the warning! IDK why they got so many chance cards this time but MY GOD. KEEL THE POPUPS JAYSUS *casts smite* *goes oom* *dies*
Anyway, Logan is win, but we already knew that.
Aww, a family breakfast. I am more than a little terrified by PJ's HUGEMONGOUS MOUTH O_O It's like a black hole, he's going to suck up everything and create a vacuum THUS DESTROYING THE WORLD.
OH SHIT SHE'S GONE FROM SUCK TO BLOW!!!!!
Stupid family breakfast.
Daydream is a cool cat yo, he doesn't run from the paparazzi. He makes them love him, dah-link.
YOU ARE NETT AND GREG I SWEAR. Better not have another kid, I'd feel bad not including them in the heir race cause y'all make the cutest kids.
Logan: "Say 'Daddy is the most awesomely cool daddy ever and he is the best musician ever and he is a Rock Star', ok pumpkin?"
Yzma: "Daddy silly!"
Logan: *cries for his unfulfilled dreams*
Clearly he takes after his dad.
Well it's better than SUMMER CAMP INSTRUCTOR.
HALLO MY GORGEOUS YZMA!
Yzma: "Is that... my voice? Is that MY voice?!"
Yup, you're a big girl now.
You enjoy those dreams of stardom my sweetie *pinches cheeks*
GO BOO!
As if he'd vote against a band named "The Macho Rockers". Hmmpf. He think's *he's* a macho rocker, after all.
WHAT IS THIS. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY SIMS SUCCESSFULLY PET THE SKUNK O_O PJ IS ~*MAGIC*~
Did I mention they were in the middle of a headmaster visit? Cause they are. PJ, judging by the look on Boo's face, that is most definitely NOT an appropriate thing to discuss with the headmaster. I'll let the readers decide exactly what he's talking about.
Pedo!Headmaster is Pedo.
Way to forgo your own hygiene to teach your daughter and help her with her homework. Although she'd probably appreciate it if you took a shower.
Yzma: "Seriously, he smells like rotten cheese and feet."
Yay, they got in.
Boo Berry, you wild girl. Who knows what that fuel could've done?!
NOT.
APPROPRIATE.
Happy birthday, PJ. Your father started a fire in your honor, your mother is making eyes at the evil warlock, and your sister could care less and just wants this to be over. Don't you feel loved?
AKDFJ:DL HE IS CUTE.
Evil Warlock: "THESE SPARKLES ARE NOT MAKEUP! THEY ARE PROOF OF MY UTTER AND TOTAL DESCENT INTO ~*EVIL*~! I am not some crappy neutered vampire wannabe!" )8
I only took this cause Yzma is cute. So sue me.
He looks gooooooood after a makeover.
Also has no point except that I love Daydream and the view from their living room is AWESOME.
Fanservice Logan butt-shot.
Oh he is FIERCE.
Her logic is damn near maxed and yet 99% of the time instead of making medicine, she makes viruses. The Mad Scientist lurks close to the surface of this one.
OTP y/y?
PJ: "That guy is always running by the house with his huge ears and his glasses and his manly presence. I HATE HIM. Who the fuck is named after a hobbit anyway?"
Sad thing is, I think he's talking to Galadriel. WTG.
PJ: "Durrr pretty doggie..."
EW: "Double double, toil and trouble..."
It is a pretty dog I gotta say.
PJ: "I feel funny. Urge to rescue clumsy Mary Sues rising... Misogyny... GROWING..."
PJ: "And I jizzed in my pants."
Oh he works it.
Notes:
Jared is by the lovely lemon_lime35 and Logan is by my darling katu.
Next up: BLACK GEN IS GO! HOORAY FOR FAIL!