Lesson of the Day : Fear the City!

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Edit : Consider this whole entry deleted now.

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I must warn everyone, I have to protect...Don't drink the water. Don't

Comments

[sereneous]

Oh dear...that sounds like an awful lot of things to watch out for.

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It's only the beginning of the list. I can't trust the network enough to post the rest of it.

[sereneous]

But isn't being so cautious like that tiring?

[bright_shield]

Yes, very. But then you let your guard down and then suddenly you're bouncing off the walls! Or seeing pink elephants!! Of course, the pink elephants came from breathing the air and I-- how do you stop breathing the air?!

[charmedillusion]

No, you should never eat mysteriously appearing food, ever! What if...

The cherry tree demands human sacrifices??

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Especially chocolate. It's always the chocolate!!!

It did last summer. Amongst other things. And supposedly there's-- no, no, it's not safe enough to say.

[charmedillusion]

Chocolate, really? I always thought fruit...oh, no, what if it's chocolate-covered fruit?

...What? Supposedly there's what?

[bright_shield]

Chocolate covered cherries will probably bring about the end of the world. Worlds. Plural.

Can't say. You might be one of them.

[indigo_justice]

...That seems like a lot of things to watch out for. Are you sure that they're all serious?

[bright_shield]

Well, not if you don't mind being a amnesiac zombie sacrificed to the cherry tree! And I'm not even going into what happens at midnight!!

[indigo_justice]

...Oh....oh my.

What have I gotten myself into...

But if you live your life so cautiously, how do you ever have any fun?

[bright_shield]

Breathing is fun. But not when it causes you to see the pink flying elephants.

[sideralis]

Paranoia?

...a member of the police force.

[bright_shield]

There are many dangers to being part of the police force! The least of which is being considered the mysteriously appearing food at times!!

[sideralis]

You'll live.

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. . . . did you know that we were afraid that the former warden got eaten by Ophelia?

[theredreaper]

[ ooc; she's going kind of "uhm. and I'm supposed to follow that guy's orders?" ]

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[[ooc : And this is why that other conceversation needed to be backdated. XD]]

[theredreaper]

[ ooc; ... yeah. I get that now ♥ ]