Lesson of the Day : Fear the City!
Edit : Consider this whole entry deleted now.
[[Filtered from Deities & Luca Blight & Baddies & Suspicious People & Boogie Men & Pedophiles & That Tablet Vendor Who Keeps Asking for Kisses & Evil Cherry Trees & Hackers || Totally Viewable as He's Too Freaked to Code Properly]]
I must warn everyone, I have to protect...
Don't drink the water. Don't ever drink the water. There's always something in the water!! The bottled water seems safe until WHAM one day you're going to be a drunk zombie bouncing off the walls!!!
Don't eat any mysteriously appearing food. It's mysterious for a reason. If it isn't poisoned by some suspicious person or other, it'll be turning you into a kid, making you pass out (to combat the bouncing water!), or having you make human sacrifices to that cherry tree in the gardens!!
Don't trust the deities about anything. Certainly not about this. Not about going home. Is the filter strong enough?! Dammit you can't trust the network for anything, there are hackers everywhere and I don't even know what that word means!!
Don't go to sleep at midnight. That's when they get you!!! Except when it starts at dawn, or an hour before midnight, or sunset, just to slip one past you while you're sleeping. So don't sleep. Ever. The water that makes you bounce off the walls would help there, but then you shouldn't drink the water, and... and...
Nanamiiiiiiiiiii! Nanami my precious, precious, beloved sister, where are you???
Status Update
Tablets Broken : 62
Phones Broken : 2
Times Fallen Into Fountain : 9
Visions in Fountain : I'm not going near that thing!!!!
Found at Library : Like I'm going back after finding all that porn with me in it there last time!!!
[[ooc : I really ought to just give in and set my format to default... Missing Youko thread.]]
[[Filtered from Deities & Luca Blight & Baddies & Suspicious People & Boogie Men & Pedophiles & That Tablet Vendor Who Keeps Asking for Kisses & Evil Cherry Trees & Hackers || Totally Viewable as He's Too Freaked to Code Properly]]
I must warn everyone, I have to protect...
Don't drink the water. Don't ever drink the water. There's always something in the water!! The bottled water seems safe until WHAM one day you're going to be a drunk zombie bouncing off the walls!!!
Don't eat any mysteriously appearing food. It's mysterious for a reason. If it isn't poisoned by some suspicious person or other, it'll be turning you into a kid, making you pass out (to combat the bouncing water!), or having you make human sacrifices to that cherry tree in the gardens!!
Don't trust the deities about anything. Certainly not about this. Not about going home. Is the filter strong enough?! Dammit you can't trust the network for anything, there are hackers everywhere and I don't even know what that word means!!
Don't go to sleep at midnight. That's when they get you!!! Except when it starts at dawn, or an hour before midnight, or sunset, just to slip one past you while you're sleeping. So don't sleep. Ever. The water that makes you bounce off the walls would help there, but then you shouldn't drink the water, and... and...
Nanamiiiiiiiiiii! Nanami my precious, precious, beloved sister, where are you???
Status Update
Tablets Broken : 62
Phones Broken : 2
Times Fallen Into Fountain : 9
Visions in Fountain : I'm not going near that thing!!!!
Found at Library : Like I'm going back after finding all that porn with me in it there last time!!!
[[ooc : I really ought to just give in and set my format to default... Missing Youko thread.]]