im so tired of trying to make colleges understand my personality through an essay. i thought i would get better at representing myself in writing, but it gets harder every time. i think i am the onnnly one who still has to deal with college shit! also, i feel like i will be grounded until the end of time. cool.

Forest Whitaker?

more like Oscar Winaker!

i'm dating a crip from my auto mech class named teddy. and today i convinced the whole class that i live in the playboy mansion and this one fat dude wants me to prove it by bringing in a picture of a naked girl. i drilled a hole through some metal! hey cuuuuuz

I REALLY DO HATE TODDLERS A LOT.

getting a puppy maybe???????
typing on a computer from 1985??? YES
having a boss named Pee Kee? yes yes yes yes

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liar
secret-keeper
booty-shaker
pump-faker

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dear collages of the world, from the day he is born, sam is always being a good boy. sam is a vary good reder and righter. sam rases his hand in clasces. if you axept him, you will not be sory. thank you in edvance, zoe axelrod