I find it ironic that my mom stores donuts and pieces of bakery cakes on top of her insulin and other diabetes meds.

Just think it's weird

I could've sworn I just heard that Trent Reznor is doing a musical of Fight Club.

Ummmm

That might end badly. . . I must see it :-D

My In addition to all of this crap, tonight I just got a call from my grandfather's neighbor telling me that there were police and an ambulance trying to get into my grandfather's house. He apparently was lying in bed and not responding to the police pounding on his bedroom window ( Read more... )

But my agility will wreck you!!!

BOO-YAH!!!

I had a fun girl's night! we should totally do this all the time! It'll be so much fun - the non smoking section will be smokin every week! (Sorry I had to be corny there ( Read more... )

You can all plan for my funeral!

Now this is my last party on Earth, so I want it to be a blow out!! And tears!! I gotta see tears!!!

Tomorrow is my first day that I will be actually working with kids directly. It's the 14 hour shift too (ouch). I gotta get up at 5 am (double ouch). Maybe if I don't shower until right before bed, I'll be able to get away with not showering tomorrow morning. That means I can sleep later. That way I'd get up at 5:30 am ... whoot ( Read more... )

I usually don't do these too much, but I can't help this one. Give me a break! it's been a long couple of weeks!

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Welcome back London goers ( Read more... )

Have a great time in London! If you see something you think I'd want to hump in London, bring it back for meeeee!!!!! Love you ( Read more... )