I wanted to let everyone know that my new live journal user name in blurredglimmer.

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I have decided that my journal will no longer consist of the day to day trials and tribulations of my pitiful and predominantly boring existence. Instead, I will attempt to bring humor into the lives of all who read. Or at least, they will laugh at the stupidity. Either way, I get to talk about stupid shit which I find enjoyable so screw you if you ( Read more... )

So my last summer before leaving for college you decide to come along. Great timing.

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"Behind every laughter, there are tears. Humor comes in real-life situations. And reality is perpetually sad."

Apathy is plaguing our society and I, too, have fallen victim. I want so badly to be filled with some sort of passion. I want to inhale every breath as if it were the perfume of life. I want to take every step as if I'm forging a new and exciting path. I want to speak every word as if I'm inspiring millions. I want to love as if I have no other ( Read more... )

My cousin Katy: "Procrastination is like masturbation. It's all good until you realize you've just fucked yourself."

That right there, that's wisdom.