Note To Self

[brickhousewench]

Note to Self,

Self, I know it's been a while since you've been a patron at faire. So I just want to remind you of the proper procedure.

Lace up the corset.

Arrange the boobies.

THEN put on sunscreen.

If you do it in the wrong order, you will get bodice burn, as the corset shoves more of the girls up into the daylight.

Thank you.
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Comments

[pallid_regina]

Ouch.

[brickhousewench]

It didn't hurt too much yesterday. But today is a completely different story. =(

[guy_todd]

I saw some truly speck-tack-u-lar fried boobies this weekend. ;-)

[brickhousewench]

It's the same every year, first time out for the season.