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"Let's get gay married!" commentfic meme.

Jun 25, 2011 00:20

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Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds murf1307 July 1 2011, 16:17:29 UTC

"I'm a groom. Today is my wedding day and everything is going wrong." Mayhem made a sharp turn, having insisted on driving himself to his wedding. "The limo driver is drunk, so I have to drive instead."

In the back of the limo, the Old Spice Guy was turning things into other things for the rest of the wedding party. "Look at your man. Now back at mine. Now back at your man. Happily, he isn't mine. Now back to me." He turned a clam into a fan of Tickets to That Thing You Like. Then he turned the tickets into diamonds. "These tickets are now diamonds."

The drive to the chapel was interrupted by a sudden car accident, because Mayhem was driving.

"Well," said a passer-by as she watched the two grooms stepped, untarnished, from the wreck, "At least they have Allstate."

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds murf1307 July 1 2011, 20:25:40 UTC

I LOVE YOU.

This made me so happy, you don't even know. It's stuck in my head now that the sequel of this would be them riding away on a horse because their car was destroyed.

<3

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds murf1307 July 2 2011, 00:19:47 UTC

OMG YES.

*high fives* And the Sassy Gay Friend was their wedding planner.

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds peskywhistpaw July 1 2011, 21:53:43 UTC

*snorts* This is amazing! I love the punchline. XD

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds starshinedc July 2 2011, 02:54:36 UTC

WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING MURF. JUST WHY.
YOU FILL MY HEAD WITH ALL THE THINGS.

God, this made me laugh so hard XD

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds rosehiptea July 2 2011, 04:27:58 UTC

Yes, that's exactly what would happen.

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds ceares July 2 2011, 07:22:36 UTC

awesome! I love that the limo driver is drunk. that should so be a mayhem commercial...he's a bridezilla, the limo driver is drunk etc...

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds pjvilar July 2 2011, 17:53:23 UTC

Hilarious!

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds rainbowstrlght July 3 2011, 20:29:59 UTC

OMG. This is fucking hilarious, and you deserve ALL THE INTERNETS. ♥

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds lady_ganesh July 4 2011, 01:28:25 UTC

Nice!

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds tokyolover9 July 5 2011, 04:55:56 UTC

This is the most amazing thing I've ever read :O

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds pesha July 8 2011, 19:03:22 UTC

I cannot stop laughing. So. Much. Win.

Re: Fill -- This Wedding is Now Diamonds vinna7 July 12 2011, 01:52:03 UTC

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ow my ribs!

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