Comments | breathingheir: one balloon

breathingheir

one balloon - [text]

Sep 27, 2011 00:26

greetings, mercitizens of atlantis!
do not be alarmed! my hoodie is for fashion purposes only.
my name is john egbert. i am a human from earth and i come in peace.

i don't exactly know how or why i am here!
is this a side quest or something?
do i have to defeat a seadragon or what??
the townsfolk are really nice though but they just keep saying weird ( Read more... )

my dad is almost english, under the water where it's wetter, derpasaurus rex, hoodie = fashion purposes only, mercitizens of atlantis

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dependabull September 26 2011, 16:44:16 UTC

[Such amusing and confusing blue text...]

oH,
yOU KNOW THOSE TROLLS?
vRISKA, aND kARKAT, aND tEREZI, i MEAN,
bECAUSE i KNOW THEM ALL,
aND,
i'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT YOU ARE, oNE OF THE HUMANS WE WERE WATCHING,
lIKE jADE,
tHE ONE, wITH THE GLASSES THAT WEREN'T, uH, sHADES?

breathingheir September 26 2011, 16:50:59 UTC

yes i am!!
oh you are one of the other trolls. you sound... uh, nicer though.
man, this is so exciting!
hi! i am john!

dependabull September 26 2011, 16:56:37 UTC

nICER?
tHANKS, i GUESS,
aT LEAST, iF YOU MEANT THAT AS A COMPLIMENT,
i'M tAVROS,
wE DIDN'T REALLY SPEAK MUCH,
aT ALL, EVEN,
bUT, i GUESS WE'RE SPEAKING NOW,

breathingheir September 26 2011, 17:07:30 UTC

you can take it that way??
i like the others a lot too though!! :D

yeah!
we are totally speaking, man.
so you already talked to dave? and jade?
how did you find them???

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[TEXT] breathingheir September 26 2011, 17:03:26 UTC

i don't know, dude, i think it is pretty cool.
and i don't know those people! geez!
wait, do i get to meet them now??
oh man!!
do i get to meet you now! :o
i am so excited by this, dude, you have no idea.

i don't know, the curly mark is really cute.
it is like a tattoo and i am so dangerous-looking with it, he he!
plus, you said everything else is free? all right!!
why would i bother with a job then??

uh...
oh, i got this hammer! i sang to it because it was glorious.
and then i sent my friends out on an important mission to deliver the tumor.
wait shit!
dang.

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[TEXT] breathingheir September 26 2011, 17:17:37 UTC

movies are filled with fish puns?
bluh! this is horrible!! the best things in life are not free.

ok, i will wait for you though.
how would i know it is you?? what color is the shirt you are going to wear?

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[text] trainedprincess September 26 2011, 17:04:53 UTC

[Zelda hasn't ever used the text function before, but she always feels obligated to respond to sfc posts with the style the original poster used. Give her a moment.]

It's nice to meet you, John! My name is Zelda, and I hail from Hyrule.

The city you are in is called Vatheon, not Atlantis. The locals are telling you to "enjoy your stay" because you are now trapped here, like the rest of us.

I'm sorry, I have not seen the gentleman you mentioned. However, according to the SFC, most of the other people you listed are here. I imagine they will be contacting you soon.

Do you have any other questions?

[Because she sure has a bunch for him, once she's through getting another newbie properly introduced to Vatheon.]

[text] - LMAO THAT IS SO APPROPRIATE FJASKJ breathingheir September 26 2011, 17:10:58 UTC

hey zelda!!

[ HE'S TALKING TO ZELDA. ]
[ THAT IS SO COOL. ]

...wow, they are suddenly really creepy!
and yeah!! karkat is briefing me about stuff which is so great.

uh...

are you really...
never mind!!

[text] - eheheh x3 trainedprincess September 26 2011, 17:23:09 UTC

I'm glad you have some friends here that can help you out! Not that I am unwilling, of course, but I have other reasons for contacting you as well.

I was wondering how you knew of the Wind Waker? You're clearly not from my world, so... You don't have to answer, but I am curious.

[text] breathingheir September 26 2011, 17:27:35 UTC

oh, that is um.

[ He is dancing on the fourth wall and he is well aware of the possible repercussions of this. ]
[ Shit. ]

oh. i would tell you if i could but i can't!
sorry, princess.
...
wait, crap!
in this scenario, princess is used as a term of endearment! yeah, that's it!

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[Text] witchbuster September 27 2011, 00:02:21 UTC

[...Oh. It's John. But he doesn't remember anything.

But still, it's John.]

Polo!

[Text] breathingheir September 27 2011, 03:13:52 UTC

i see you! hehehe
who is this?

[Text] witchbuster September 27 2011, 03:27:47 UTC

My name is Maka. You don't remember but the last time you were here you stayed with me and my friend Soul.

[Text] breathingheir September 27 2011, 03:30:56 UTC

hello maka!
oh we must have been friends then!!
i feel bad for not remembering now. :(

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[text] hexywitch September 27 2011, 00:03:00 UTC

Unfortunately this isn't a game. This is kind of like...a pause from real life.

I'm Lily.

[text] breathingheir September 27 2011, 03:15:22 UTC

pause from real life?
what do you mean??
i was playing a game before and suddenly i ended up in here which i think is a good thing for me but not for my friends! D:

hello lily!! :D

[text] hexywitch September 27 2011, 03:21:14 UTC

No, it's a true pause. When you go back you'll go right to where you left off.

Hello, John! You know Karkat, then?

[text] breathingheir September 27 2011, 03:26:24 UTC

...huh!
that is weird and kind of sad to think about...
but i guess if that means i would still be able to help out my friends when i get back then that is ok!

oh man, yes!!
we are buddies!
he helped me and my friends out with our session because he is really cool when he is not rambling in angry metaphors (which are totally hilarious btw).

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