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[breathingheir]

greetings, mercitizens of atlantis!
do not be alarmed! my hoodie is for fashion purposes only.
my name is john egbert. i am a human from earth and i come in peace.

i don't exactly know how or why i am here!
is this a side quest or something?
do i have to defeat a seadragon or what??
the townsfolk are really nice though but they just keep saying weird

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[text]

[trainedprincess]

[Zelda hasn't ever used the text function before, but she always feels obligated to respond to sfc posts with the style the original poster used. Give her a moment.]

It's nice to meet you, John! My name is Zelda, and I hail from Hyrule.

The city you are in is called Vatheon, not Atlantis. The locals are telling you to "enjoy your stay" because you are now trapped here, like the rest of us.

I'm sorry, I have not seen the gentleman you mentioned. However, according to the SFC, most of the other people you listed are here. I imagine they will be contacting you soon.

Do you have any other questions?

[Because she sure has a bunch for him, once she's through getting another newbie properly introduced to Vatheon.]

[text] - LMAO THAT IS SO APPROPRIATE FJASKJ

[breathingheir]

hey zelda!!

[ HE'S TALKING TO ZELDA. ]
[ THAT IS SO COOL. ]

...wow, they are suddenly really creepy!
and yeah!! karkat is briefing me about stuff which is so great.

uh...

are you really...
never mind!!

[text] - eheheh x3

[trainedprincess]

I'm glad you have some friends here that can help you out! Not that I am unwilling, of course, but I have other reasons for contacting you as well.

I was wondering how you knew of the Wind Waker? You're clearly not from my world, so... You don't have to answer, but I am curious.

[text]

[breathingheir]

oh, that is um.

[ He is dancing on the fourth wall and he is well aware of the possible repercussions of this. ]
[ Shit. ]

oh. i would tell you if i could but i can't!
sorry, princess.
...
wait, crap!
in this scenario, princess is used as a term of endearment! yeah, that's it!

[text]

[trainedprincess]

[she is giggling so hard at this]

So you do know of my world! I suppose it's not all that surprising, considering Vatheon itself proves travel between worlds is possible.

But, don't worry. I fully understand that it's not always best to share these things, and I won't ask again. Really, I'm just happy to meet someone that knows of them at all.

[text]

[breathingheir]

yeah! it is totally vatlantis' fault.

oh good!
...
is link here?? :o

[text]

[trainedprincess]

He was. Twice, in fact! The Hero of Light was also here, but both have long since left for home.

What is :o?

[text]

[breathingheir]

the hero of light, hehehe.

oh! it is a smiley!
: are eyes and o is a mouth.
:o!!

[text]

[trainedprincess]

There was another Zelda, too; she knew the Hero of Time.

I see! So if I wanted to express a smile, it would be... like this? :)?

[text]

[breathingheir]

oh. i know that!!
i just thought it was kind of funny because two of my friends are heroes of time also!

exactly.
you are a natural, zelda! :D

[text]

[trainedprincess]

Fascinating! :o I take it time travel is frequent in your world?

Thank you! That one is a big smile, right?

[text]

[breathingheir]

yeah!!

it is. :D

[text]

[trainedprincess]

I would love to learn more about it, though perhaps later when you're settled in properly.

These are quite cute; I never knew expressing emotion via writing could be so simple! I can't imagine it would go over very well if I tried to use them in official documents back home, though. :( (This is a frown, correct?)

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[breathingheir]

ok.

yes it is a frown! and i am glad i bestowed you with the gift of smileys!!