Really fat dudes in super tiny compact cars (i.e. Hyundai Accents) make my day.

So funny.

I'm so lonely.

I love it when I'm driving and coming up to a red light, but I'm still going normal speed and the only one in the lane and there are other cars in the other lane who are stopped and then it turns green and I zoom right past them. I feel so cocky when I do that ( Read more... )

Even though I doubt anyone reads this anymore ( Read more... )

Today I was driving down Thompson, singing along to "Entry Way Song" and hit these waves in the road that were really close together and it was kind of bumpy and it made my voice shake just like Conor's (I never could get it right) and then I started cracking up. It was perfect. Made my day.

Nicely done, GRE, nicely done.

GRE: 1
Alison: 0

Actually, it's

GRE: 1600
Alison: 980

That test kicked my ass. Guess I'll either have to find grad schools that don't require at least 1000 (most of them do) or actually study for them this time and do better. I knew I wouldn't do well, but I was at least shooting for a 4-digit score. DANG

I hate when I turn the knob to a door and keep walking as if the door will open and it doesn't and I slam into the door.

That happens more often than not.

It sucks that really the only time I can see the stars is when it's freezing cold.

Nothing makes me feel more insignificant.

I think I give too much of myself for not a whole lot of payback. I don't mean metaphorically either. I mean, I give and do things, such as time and money without ever being paid back. It sucks ( Read more... )

BASICS ( Read more... )