I - Intro [ video ]

[breakmychest]

[Spike swings his sword, only to pull up short when he realizes the demon he'd been fighting is no longer there.]

Teleporter, huh? Well, you've got to come out eventually. Less you're scared.

[He glares around, waiting for the demon to reappear. Nothing happens.]

You're really turning tail, then? Smart of you. I'm Spike, champion of the bloody

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[allthefunever]

[ because damon has nothing to do, trolling the newb starts here. ]

Hell.

[ ...nice dramatic intonation there, buddy. ]

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[breakmychest]

Bollocks.

[Look, there are a lot of hell dimensions, and Spike's kinda-sorta been to at least one, except it was actually mostly a trick done by a different ghost... it's complicated. Point is, he doesn't believe you.]

Who the hell are you?

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[allthefunever]

It was worth the try. Life here gets boring.

[ damon you've been in the city for THREE DAYS sit your ass down. ]

Damon Salvatore. You're in the City, in case you were curious.

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[breakmychest]

Bugger, I hate boring.

I'm Spike. Which city?

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[vikingvampire]

Champion of the people? You think highly of yourself, don't you. [Eric's just thinks that's hilarious.]

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[breakmychest]

Just the truth, mate. Caused all sorts of trouble a little while back with a prophecy. I'm pretty new at it, but I think I've got the hang of it. I mean, I did save the world, you know.

[...okay, yeah, he does think pretty highly of himself. Some of the time, at least.]

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[vikingvampire]

Since when did the entire world need saving?

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[breakmychest]

Since I started working for the good guys? Three times. Before then I didn't really keep track, but I'd assume it still happened pretty frequently.

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[breakmychest]

[Just for you, Spike'll shift into gameface too.]

Is this your fault? Did you tick off one of your very powerful and need I remind you, evil clients?

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[breakmychest]

[Oh, fine, he can shake his game face off too. But he's watching you.]

Just "the City." That's a worse name than "Snoop Dogg."

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[drapetes]

Spike? [ she says at first, because he's all swinging a sort and basically a blur of blade and bleach. but he keeps talking, and goes ahead and announces himself all proudly, and if that weren't enough, he says bugger. so yeah, she's pretty sure he's - ] Spike!

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[breakmychest]

Fred? [Spike looks surprised, pleased to see her, and worried for her all at once.] What're you doing here?

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[drapetes]

Abducted, like you. I thought maybe they wanted me for my brain but if you're here too I'm thinking of changing it to systematic take-over of Wolfram & Hart. They could be replacing us with cyborgs, but that's just a theory. I don't know enough at this point to make a very informed guess.

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[breakmychest]

Don't know why they'd take me if it was. I don't work there. I just haunted the place.

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[sword_boy]

Oh, new arrivals are always amusing~!

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[breakmychest]

Oh, wank off.

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[sword_boy]

What? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that. It's just something I've gotten used to. I can easily tell who's new from returning guests on that fact alone.

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[breakmychest]

Yeah, you'd think the "Where am I?" bit would be a tip-off.