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I - Intro [ video ]

Jul 22, 2010 01:22

[Spike swings his sword, only to pull up short when he realizes the demon he'd been fighting is no longer there.]

Teleporter, huh? Well, you've got to come out eventually. Less you're scared.

[He glares around, waiting for the demon to reappear. Nothing happens.]

You're really turning tail, then? Smart of you. I'm Spike, champion of the bloody ( Read more... )

*winifred burkle, *damon salvatore, shouting aimlessly, *buffy summers, *euphemia li britannia, *eric northman, *jezebel disraeli, *kamishiro tsurugi, champion of the bloody people, a spot of violence, *claire bennet, #accidental, *alice kingsleigh, *sumeragi subaru, *angel, *ginny weasley, !polychromatic, #video, angel's fighting raptors?, *lelouch vi britannia

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voice vikingvampire July 22 2010, 06:12:44 UTC

Champion of the people? You think highly of yourself, don't you. [Eric's just thinks that's hilarious.]

voice breakmychest July 22 2010, 06:21:19 UTC

Just the truth, mate. Caused all sorts of trouble a little while back with a prophecy. I'm pretty new at it, but I think I've got the hang of it. I mean, I did save the world, you know.

[...okay, yeah, he does think pretty highly of himself. Some of the time, at least.]

voice vikingvampire July 22 2010, 06:49:47 UTC

Since when did the entire world need saving?

voice breakmychest July 22 2010, 07:13:23 UTC

Since I started working for the good guys? Three times. Before then I didn't really keep track, but I'd assume it still happened pretty frequently.

voice vikingvampire July 22 2010, 07:22:59 UTC

Sounds extremely high maintenance.

voice breakmychest July 22 2010, 07:27:16 UTC

Maybe. But it's the world. Not going to just let it end.

Who are you, anyway?

voice - lol, i love how he said it in the show so i totes stole it vikingvampire July 22 2010, 07:32:53 UTC

Eric Northman, Sheriff, Louisiana, Area 5. [Which is said with all kinds of authority in his voice.]

I manage a bar in the Underground known as The Raven.

voice - psh, I do that all the time. breakmychest July 22 2010, 13:15:13 UTC

...you're a sheriff and a bartender? Hope you've got all your licenses in order, it'd be a bloody pain to arrest yourself.

voice vikingvampire July 22 2010, 13:21:22 UTC

I manage the club, I don't bartend. I have underlings for that. And I would appreciate if you would not compare me to those bumbling human sheriffs.

voice breakmychest July 22 2010, 13:26:19 UTC

[As someone who generally likes humans, Spike would like to argue that they're not so bad. But, well, he did live in Sunnydale where "wild dogs" and "falling on a fork" were frequently accepted excuses for vampire bites. Those were not the smartest cops.]

So what are you, then?

voice vikingvampire July 22 2010, 19:38:37 UTC

I'm a vampire.

voice breakmychest July 22 2010, 19:59:15 UTC

Yeah? Me too. Since when do we have sheriffs?

voice vikingvampire July 22 2010, 20:01:18 UTC

Since the kings and queens appointed them.

voice breakmychest July 22 2010, 20:14:05 UTC

Oh, don't tell me you're part of some bloody vampire cult. Seems like every five minutes someone's declaring themselves lord of the vampires. Hell, I'm descended from a wanker who called himself "The Master." Glad he didn't survive to see this century.

voice vikingvampire July 22 2010, 20:20:37 UTC

Where I'm from there are kings and queens for every state and appointed sheriffs to govern the areas within that state.

Thankfully, no king or queen I have encountered has dared to call themselves "The Master".

voice breakmychest July 22 2010, 20:43:38 UTC

Glad it's not like that where I'm from. I'd probably just ignore 'em anyway, but I've got my plate full ignoring a certain poncy CEO and anyone else who tries to boss me around as it is.

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