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[SOMETHING HAS BEEN MISSING FROM EVERYONE'S LIVES. What is it? Still confused over what it might be? Fear not, dear citizens of Johto! Fear not. Black*Star is here to enlighten and educate. Who is Black*Star? Well, allow the video to click on - and behold! There is a young man! And he's not armed but you better imagine that he is armed. He's
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Good to know Johto's taste in weirdos hasn't changed at all. [He says that more to himself than anyone else, really.]
No worries, I don't think that got anyone excited.
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While someone as small as you hasn't gotten the message yet, I'm sure others can appreciate stardom. [INSERT FLASHY GRIN] It takes time for others to get used to greatness. I'll give you a few more days.
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[OH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.]
Oi! How dare you insult the great Crow-sama!
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The "Great" Crow-sama? [HYAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!] That's a little comeback coming from you. You need a bigger voice than that to even begin to make a tiny flash next to a great star like me!
[AND HERE IS THE COMEBACK:] You can keep your little title, because mine is the greatest!
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Sorry, what was your tiny title again? I think I might've missed it since it's so meaningless.
[... aaand he gives him a wicked grin.]
Or, y'know, I might've not heard it over the sound of how great my own one is.
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'Tiny?!' Are you trying to make me mad? [Black*Star looks positively livid.]
Your "great" name is about to be drowned out by the one true greatness there is!!
[WHERE IS CROW SO BLACK*STAR CAN KICK HIS ASS, STAR*STYLE?!]
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Nah, just saying how it is! [Meanwhile, Crow's smirk widens even more.]
Pfft, think your so-called "greatness" could ever even compare to the power of the invincible 5D's Trickster, Crow the Bullet-sama?
Keep dreaming, kid.
[COME AT ME BRO-- good luck getting to Mahogany. AND BETTER HAVE YOUR CARDS READY.]
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My "greatness" will surpass any childish attempts your so-called power will make towards me! Someone like myself can't be beaten by a Trickster! I'm an assassin!
[HE WILL SWIM TO THAT PLACE IF HE HAS TO. Pff, he'll have his fists ready.]
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Sorry to disappoint, but someone as great as me ain't gonna sink to your level.
You can be a god for all I care, and you'd still stand no chance against me!
[BRING IT, THEN. Eh, fists are less spectacular than cards, but they work as well.]
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[Meet you in Kanto for an ass-kicking?]
But I understand your need to use big words like that to make yourself feel less like the tiny person you already are.
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[Sounds like a plan.]
Says the guy who needs to yell at the top of his lungs to actually have someone notice him, since no one would care otherwise.
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