Comments | bratenfrau: The resurgence of Cap.

bratenfrau

The resurgence of Cap.

Sep 26, 2007 15:34

Ever since I moved to the new office and job a year ago, Cap - the half-lovable, half-frightening 800 year old courier guy who haunts our offices in search of someone to have barely coherent conversations with - has shied away from bugging me overmuch. Not because I'm twelve times busier, because he has absolutely no capacity to pick up on the ( Read more... )

work, gross

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bratenfrau September 26 2007, 20:11:26 UTC

OHMIGOD, we actually know people who have Redneck Ear Candling parties. SERIOUSLY. Wtf!? They sit around and get really drunk and candle each other and apparently this is entertainment. GROSS.

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bratenfrau September 26 2007, 20:37:43 UTC

I don't think it's a fetish so much as just the product of being an ignorant and far-too-easily-amused hillbilly. ;)

I wonder if there is some kind of earwax fetish though. Too bad my official fetish list is at home! Heh.

indulgent_el September 26 2007, 20:45:03 UTC

my dogs think ear wax is delicious. No joke, they'll steal q-tips out of the bathroom garbage and chew them up, yum.

bratenfrau September 26 2007, 20:53:05 UTC

Eeewww. My dog used to do that with tampons. I'd find little bits of cotton fluff strewn about and her with a flippin' string hanging out of her mouth. NASTY. Hehe.

indulgent_el September 26 2007, 21:00:03 UTC

Oh yeah, tampons. I have a friend whose dog used to steal her panties out of the laundry basket and eat the crotches out. And then there was the time that Gus drank out of the toilet . . . after it had backed up. Eww.

bratenfrau September 26 2007, 21:05:59 UTC

Since we're on the subject of Disgusting Dog Stories, I will share THE WORST DISGUSTING DOG STORY OF ALL TIME.

When my (different) dog was a puppy, he had a bad habit of eating out of the catbox. ICK. We tried everything to keep him out of there but he was sneaky. Then one night we were taking a car ride and he puked in the back seat.

HE PUKED IN MY BACK SEAT. HE PUKED UP HALF-DIGESTED CAT SHIT IN MY BACK SEAT.

It was so horrific that I nearly had a wreck pulling over so fast, and my boyfriend at the time SHOT out of the car and puked all over the side of the road. I had to hold on to MY own cookies for dear life not to toss 'em too. OH MY GOD. I nearly murdered that dog after cleaning THAT up.

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lilysnowflower September 26 2007, 21:08:41 UTC

At least your cunt boss is good for something.

bratenfrau September 26 2007, 21:14:13 UTC

They're actually RELATED. But that doesn't stop her from gleefully berating him every chance she gets. Score!

lilysnowflower September 26 2007, 21:16:31 UTC

Wow, gross. She's probably so ashamed she feels it's her duty!

rubygloomrox September 27 2007, 00:52:48 UTC

He probably wanted you to go into some sort of vivid detail about the last time your ear felt all clogged up.

bratenfrau September 27 2007, 17:38:40 UTC

He didn't even know about that. He is just a dirty dirty old man who never fails to trap and nauseate me. Ick.