Comments | bratenfrau: Just the way I like it.

bratenfrau

Just the way I like it.

Jun 26, 2006 16:30

I spent a good portion of my weekend in a sweaty, sexed-out bliss listening to the thunder boom. Which is perfect, of course. Except for the sweaty part... but I've learned to accept that as a mandatory side effect to living in the ass-hot tropics. Anyway, in case I don't cherish the moments I'm looking like an idiot quite enough (or share them ( Read more... )

haha, sex, marriage

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lilysnowflower June 27 2006, 00:23:06 UTC

And to think I handle money all day long. This is why I always wash my hand after someone pays for their entire order in change. Now I know where some of those sticky pennies have been.

bratenfrau June 27 2006, 13:18:46 UTC

Well, I'd LIKE to think that money ends up in many worse places than on my sweaty asscheek, but yeah. :) I think I saw a crappy 20/20 special about that once: they did analysis on a bunch of paper money and found everything from blood to cocaine to semen to feces on them. Gag.

lilysnowflower June 27 2006, 13:21:20 UTC

Your ass money would be a delight- especially when compared to what some people walk in here with.

bratenfrau June 27 2006, 13:43:46 UTC

Eeewwww. I remember when I used to deliver pizza in college and got paid a whole lot of sweaty, rolled-up dollar bills and ziplock baggies full of nickels from the ghetto people.... kinda like that? :)

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ohlapetite June 27 2006, 19:45:30 UTC

And I have to ask, did you have coin prints on your ass?! lol

bratenfrau June 27 2006, 20:46:31 UTC

Actually, I did have the visage of Honest Abe smooshed into my left ass-cheek. Good guess. ;)

Queen of Sexy... usaresistance June 27 2006, 20:22:53 UTC

Your Highness! :-) can i borrow a quarter?

Re: Queen of Sexy... bratenfrau June 27 2006, 20:46:54 UTC

So long as you don't mind sweaty, sticky ones.... sure. ;)

Re: Queen of Sexy... usaresistance June 27 2006, 23:27:00 UTC

if i can remove it myself, how could i mind?

fit_2b_tied June 28 2006, 15:10:51 UTC

That's the best story ever!! Now I realize how perfectly common it is that my bf and I often find cookie crumbs stuck to our sweaty selves as a result of eating in bed as often as we do ;-)

bratenfrau June 28 2006, 17:36:34 UTC

Ech, don't you hate that feeling of crawling under your nice soft sheets and getting grit and crap stuck to you? I have a no-eating-in-bed rule, to which I TRY to adhere. No pun intended.

fit_2b_tied June 30 2006, 22:26:17 UTC

We LOVE eating in bed ;-) Which was especially convenient when we lived in a studio apartment for a few months in a city we were visiting... there was no table (except for the low, japanese style coffee table near the sofa). We also love snacking in bed while watching movies! The amount of red wine, ice cream, berries, and ketchup I've spilled on sheets! OMG! ha ha ha!! We end up doing extra laundry, no doubt, but its cozy, and cuddly, and fun =-) Erm... not the laundry, the eating and snuggling ;-)