look no further, i am yours. you're a bona fide rarity.

[brandon_boyd]

you are the virus. without fail, i find myself infected with this disease. the urge to scratch is too strong. it has always been looming over my head, but i have managed to restrain myself for over a year now. maybe i have become delusional because the poison has finally spread through my veins and i am forced to see things with an augmented pair

Comments

[amanda_latona]

AHHH! Am I fucking dreaming?

[brandon_boyd]

would you like me to pinch you?

[brandon_boyd]

thank you. it feels good to be back.

[majandra]

shut the fuck up. hello.

[brandon_boyd]

i hope that's 'shut the fuck up' in a good way. i haven't even begun long updates yet. hey.

[majandra]

isn't it always! that's okay im going to reread all of your old ones. lmfao jason is going to kill himself I MEAN he loves you

[brandon_boyd]

you shouldn't because they're terrible. if he doesn't do it soon, i'll help him with the use of my trusty pocketknife. i mean, i love him too.

[uraymond]

Hey, welcome back.

[brandon_boyd]

thank you. it's nice to see you here.

[carolyn_murphy]

Hey there. I don't know what the fuck else to say.

[brandon_boyd]

'hey there' is a good start, don't worry.

[carolyn_murphy]

I'm not. Wanna talk later?

[brandon_boyd]

where, when, and will there be finger sandwiches involved?