on a trip to the pumpkin patch with Jack's class yesterday a little girl came up to me and told me how handsome she thinks Jack is. She also told me that she keeps asking him to marry her but he keeps saying no. then jack turned to me and said, "mommy, she's a lunatic!" LULZ!

my car was vandalized tonight. i think it was my next door neighbour. he is a douche. when i am sober i will tell the whole story but needless to say i needed to get out and drink my face off before i killed a bitch. every single one of my windows are keyed to shit. fucking asshole.

my BFF is coming over! i wish she still lived close and we could hang out more than a few hours in a month. or that i had more money and could go visit her more often ( Read more... )

we rescued a baby squirrel the other day. she was cute. we called animal control and the wouldn't come that day and even if they did come, they only euthanize them. so we ended up going with toronto wildlife and making a trip part way into the city where a volunteer met G and took the baby to the shelter. they will care for it there in the ( Read more... )

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this meme that everyone is doing right now is quite interesting...and i would do it too except i know i can't be arsed to get on here every day and remember to write that shit. plus...when i go in great detail, you would be reading for WEEKS!!!

kudos to those of you doing it though...i may not be commenting a lot but i am reading them.

i need all of you to come to my house and take turns massaging my back until it either stops hurting or disappears entirely. :P thank GOD i get to drink tonight to help with the pain. (i really seem like an alcoholic. i'm not. more of an icecreamoholic actually ( Read more... )

omg...not sleeping properly for days is catching up to me! i'm sad that it is raining. i'm going to a bday party tonight and it is hard to have cute hair if you have to wander in the rain. ugh. oh well...perhaps this calls for a hat! i have lots of those. fedora or trucker or engineers or cowboy?

my vagina has a first name...it's O S C A R

(that gets stuck in my head all the time...although sometimes it's H O M E R)

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