It appears that Livejournal has gone the way of the dinosaur. Actually that isn't really a good example, they got hit by a fuckin meteor, which would have looked pretty cool. I'd say it has gone more the way of the Wooly Mammoth, that's probably a better example. Over time it has been weakened to near death and is now a mere fossil that shows ( Read more... )

The sweetest taste of all is victory on the battlefield.

There is a woman attending her mother's funeral. Also attending the funeral is a man whom she has never seen before. The woman immediately falls in love with this man. The man leaves and the woman never sees him again. Several weeks later the woman is distressed because she has not been able to find the man, so she kills her sister. Why did she ( Read more... )

( WTF? )

that I had a beard.

The numerous facets and variety of intricacies in your humble narrator's life have long remained a mystery. Many of you, I'm sure, have seen me during my schooling or when I'm out on the town. But what is my real life like? What do I do when I'm at home alone? That is to say, what I do when I'm not busy contemplating my perfect physique and ( Read more... )

I'm being completely sincere when I say this. What's the deal with pandas? When was the last time you ever saw a panda doing anything? There is so much money spent on them to get them to reproduce, when all they is sit around eating bamboo and being pandas. I fucking hate pandas.

A bald eagle took my bacon.

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I didn't write that last entry. But yeah, I do have a vagina. Big deal, ya wanna fight about it?