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[bradmblings]

I clearly remember going to my friend's house the night I secured a date to the prom to gloat to him about my accomplishment.  But getting that date was an exhaustive process.  My friend, Jeff, who was hugely instrumental in putting everything in motion, organized a night out with three other couples, me, and my prospective date.  (Editor's note:

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[xtrdnry_goddess]

What a pumpkin she is!

You did not call for Colleen?! At least she isn't a boy, you would have to utilize the pee-pee tee-pee when you change her so not to swallow urine!

[bradmblings]

I did call for Colleen! My dumb ass lifted her up by her legs, allowing the aforementioned accident to run down her back. :)