stupid sayings

[bradfordneal]

We had a new hire today named Ryan, so I went next door to setup his system.

Ryan: Are you here to setup my computer?
Bradford: Yes, sir. I am.
Ryan: My name's Ryan.
Bradford: I'm Bradford. Nice to meet you.
Judith: to Ryan Oh, don't listen to a word he says! He's trouble!
::everyone laughs::

Why do people say things like that? It isn't funny. It

Comments

[afstyles]

I'm sorry, not to challenge you or anything, but that is funny.

Ands its true. People shouldn't listen to you. I don't see the purpose of this post.

[plato4013]

Don't listen to Judith!! She would always say that about me. The last day I worked with her I was like "Judith! Listen to me, everyone here loves me and no one likes you, so why don't you go home and watch some Oprah." And after I said that she told my boss and that's why that was the last day I worked with Judith.

oprah

[christan_nicole]

i really enjoyed this story-dont know why, just thought id tell you :)

[plato4013]

LOL! :)

[bradfordneal]

you are so right. she should totally go watch some Oprah. you sure put her in her place.

Even Worse

[quixoticquest]

Colin: May I please borrow the scissors?
Stupid Person: No. [pause] [gives scissors]

By all means, make fun of me for being polite. I grant that just taking the scissors would be okay 99% of the time, but I think it's worthwhile to ask for the 1% of the time that it would not.

Re: Even Worse

[bradfordneal]

you seem to be the only person that understands my point.

saying "no" in a joking manner and then doing it anyway is also not funny. it's stupid and overused. let's be creative, people.

[guynotnextdoor]

haha well i thought it was kinda funny..........but maybe she should watch some oprah, or opera , which ever!

[stephenissocool]

I think it's funny to old people. Old people love stupid shit like that.

So it's not funny to us, but funny to them.

I can't explain these things. I just report the news.