Senator John McCain made a statement that I hadn't yet heard in favor of the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. "We have to have an assessment on recruitment, on retention, and all the other aspects of the impact on our military if we change the policy ( Read more... )

On Sunday, I was teaching the two and three year old nursery class at church, and our lesson was on the story of Jonah ( Read more... )

The word "homosexual" always seem a bit harsher and less friendly than the word "gay." Often implying a degree of pathology, it's a pseudo-clinical term most frequently used by those opposed to same-sex relations. Admittedly, it's rather effective. Indeed even as a gay man, the term "homosexual rights" does sound less appealing than "gay rights ( Read more... )

"Gay people have been around for a long time, right?"

Don't Say "Gay"
A proposed state law would ban any discussion of homosexuality in elementary and middle schools.BY BIANCA PHILLIPS | JANUARY 31, 2008 ( Read more... )

::INTERCOM::
This is a fire drill. This is a fire drill.

Girl: Oh, man. Does that mean we have to go outside?
Guy #1: Uh, yeah. Did you get the memo?
Guy #2: You didn't get the memo?
Girl: Yeah, I got the memo.

while grocery shopping in the cereal isle yesterday...

Patrick: Grab some Cinnamon Life.
Bradford: Where is it?
Patrick: It's the one with the little black boy on the front.
Bradford: Um, that's Curious George.
Patrick: Same difference.
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We had a new hire today named Ryan, so I went next door to setup his system.

Ryan: Are you here to setup my computer?
Bradford: Yes, sir. I am.
Ryan: My name's Ryan.
Bradford: I'm Bradford. Nice to meet you.
Judith: to Ryan Oh, don't listen to a word he says! He's trouble!
::everyone laughs::

Why do people say things like that? It isn't funny. It ( Read more... )

Wednesday night my mom and I are in my car riding home from church, and my Nextel walkie-talkie beeps...

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::beep beep::
Hey, Bradford? You there?
::beep beep::
Yeah, what's up?
::beep beep::Hey, I need a male stripper for tonight. You know anybody that might be interested ( Read more... )

Ok, so I guess it's true when they say, "don't knock it 'til you've tried it ( Read more... )