What the Fuck, Kovalchuk! Actually, we know you know what's up, it's the the fucking New Jersey Devils; what the hell are you thinking???? It's not about the gross amout of money (that will be coming out of fan's pockets for almost DECADES to come), but the sheer length of time you've got this man signed to! 17 YEARS!!!! 17 FUCKIN YEARS IN NEW ( Read more... )

My boss decided to come to the office to goof around take a 2 hour lunch (on the clock) just to get his 40hrs and go home. Just stay home and lie, asshole.

The foam knows! Seriously, if I was drinking and I started seeing faces in my beer, I'd piss myself!

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Yesterday I had my office manager come around and said that he'd received an email from the LA office saying that they really appreciated the hard work I put in out there, and another email made it around thanking everyone for 0 incidents durring this phase of the project. Now I get up this morning and got message that one of the other geologist ( Read more... )

I set aside two goals when I got home yesterday and I got both of them done! Thankfully I had them written on my hand. Cleaned up the garden, retied the tomato plants that were starting to bear fruit again, and find the key to the beach house (it's been lost since the move ( Read more... )

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Not much to report. I spent most of yesterday copy, paisting, and converting info from one spreadsheet to another and from Metric to English. Then I found out most of that info was WRONG so I stayed late redoing it. But whatever.

Guys have a lot of Dousche bag looks that they pose with but girls really only have one: the snide kissy face look.

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I need a vacation myself. The Wife and I were discussing where we should go for our anniversary and were thinking Key West will be nice and cheep if the oil spill is still pumping it like a stripper on meth ( Read more... )

Gad-zooks, I'm doing some of the most dull shit in the office right now. Can't wait to get out of here. I've started drawing picters of facial expressions on post-it notes and then using them on Facebook for emotocons. THAT bored ( Read more... )

Well this was a crazy ass long weekend. It came off of me working nights, and thank god that's over. Although it meant I could brush off my dick-hole boss and it was a cooler working environment, plus I got Thursday, Friday and Monday off for a FIVE FUCKIN DAY BREAK! Not that it didn't come without it's hardships ( Read more... )

Been a little while since I was here! Got back from baking in California again, then I was dumped outside of Charlotte where is was a sauna everyday! But work is work, and I'll take it right now. In fact I'm working a couple of night this week. Doing some drilling in the middle of the highway and it's way better with no sun! Easy drilling too, ( Read more... )