random tidbit: i was watching this cell phone commercial that said "the new cellphone turns heads". and i though, yeah, turn heads as in give you a brain tumor so fucking huge your head will be doing turning, if not much more. i hate corporations, those dirty soulless fucks who feel they own everything just because they have a lot of money. greed ( Read more... )

In a few months I will be making a decision that will affect the rest of my life. It is much like Borges' "The Garden of Forking Paths". I have never been so scared.

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Wear more lacy black lingerie.

Get your resolution here

I have come up with interesting resolutions before (like not using hair gel for an entire year), but I would have never though about the randomly generated resolution I received in this entry ( Read more... )

She came back from her bedroom quickly, with a thin, white porcelain pipe with the shape of a cat's face at one end and with a small baggie with marijuana. Sitting down, she brushed the hair on her face aside and looked around. She took some of the dried up leaves and meticulously placed them inside the pipe, obviously having done this procedure ( Read more... )

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on): Leon Lawngate ( Read more... )

You know, there is one quality I dislike about myself perhaps more than any other. I want to be too attached to people. My counselor thinks it might stem from my leaving my mother behind in South America when I moved here. Perhaps she is right ( Read more... )

Update on tuesday and monday, or monday and tuesday for you anally retentive people out there... it was snowboarding time ( Read more... )

Go Christians! I'm not sure that I fit into that category, but just in case. I hope everyone reading this post had a wonderful Christmas. If you are not, then you can have a decent Christmas, but I just can't give you as much credit as those valiant and enduring readers of my journal. Sorry to say ( Read more... )

I am beginning to grow weary and tired of school. To outgrow it in a sense. The whole thing becomes ludicrous at times. Today, for example, I had to use my cell phone to check back with a couple of colleges, contact my dad about some envelopes and check back with my internship site. I could do ZIP while I was in school because we are not allowed to ( Read more... )

I should be doing a lot of things right about now. I should be facing poverty and helping out a poor man who is now freezing on the streets of DC by giving him one of the jackets I am not wearing right now. I should be fighting AIDS by selling all my music instruments and donating the proceeds to an AIDS charity. I should be combating wars by tying ( Read more... )