Alright 2006, we had some kicks...whether they were the good kind of kicks or the kicks that generally translate to being kicked in the face, we had our fair share of both I'd say. However, the time has inevitably come for you to move your ass into the past and make room for this new, cleanly slated forigener: 2007. For a while, the way the end of ( Read more... )

O, I am fortune's fool. My folly is my demise...as always.

Merry eve of Christ's noble and triumphant escape from his mother's allegedly "virgin" ovarian bastile

I'll post more when I'm not emo-tastic. Maybe some nog will steer me in the right direction...

Hmm...so October happened. Where have I been? Not entirely sure, to be honest, but I do know why I've been unable to post these days...my beloved lappy suffered an unfortunate accident, therefore earning it trip to the emergency room (aka: the Mac store) I think I described it best to the guy at the "Genius Bar" who diagnosed it: I told him that "I ( Read more... )

I MET HARVEY DANGER LAST NIGHT!

That is all that can be said right now...I shall write more when I get over the shock I'm still in

Summer fades like my Puerto Rican tan lines, but autumn promises to bring glad tidings inn returnn...fuck my fucking n button for ranndomly producinng two nn's whenn I only press it onnce ( Read more... )

The view from the living room window in my new apartment is a rather dull display of the Central Campus parking lot and a bit of a patio/grassy knoll...but when I sit on the window seat with the sunlight streaming in, my hands running up and down the awesome texture of Colleen's delightful aloe plant, I feel so ridiculously content. Living in ( Read more... )

Someone took a Hoover to this god damn LJ and sucked out all the funny. My LJ entries used to be quite amusing...what the fuck happened? Maybe it's because I was always deleriously tired at 2am when my amusing entries came about. Unfortunately, these days I'm pretty much out by 1am, which is extremely early for me...damn Tommy...speaking of Tommy ( Read more... )

Nutshell sequence of our heroine's life: rehearsal, rehearsal, pretending to be various stereotypes of college freshmen in 6 hour intervals and scaring them for life when they find out that I'm not really a freshman, rehearsal, set building, work here and there, irregular eating patterns, seeing Bev friends after 10pm, irregular sleeping patterns. ( Read more... )

I would like to begin this entry with a minor complaint of a mild irritation in my left eyeball. I have reason to believe that there is a small portion of foriegn debris lodged in the skin below my eyeball where the tired bags under my eyes tend to flourish...that is all. Thank you for your time ( Read more... )

Look at the size of this bloody great nutshell! What kind of shell has a nut like this ( Read more... )