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[has_a_blog]

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[kyonko_narrates]

My thoughts exactly.

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[has_a_blog]

John can never hear about this. He will compare it to some shitty movie starring Matthew McConaughey, and I just can't deal with that right now.

[kyonko_narrates]

'Boy, did he pick the wrong person to get stuck to. Luckily, due to the magic of RP shenanigans we're pretty much going to work with the idea we know the other's 'canon' by this point.'

I just really hope this isn't a result of leaving him alone with Haruki for a few hours. I do not want to know what it'll take to make this stop.

[has_a_blog]

Yeah if John accidentally reveals that god was drawn by someone with a schoolgirl fetish and ends the universe, that would be kinda sorta a problem too.

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[saving_sound]

[The girl he is stuck to is absolutely devastated.]

I-I'm so sorry!

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[has_a_blog]

What? Oh god don't cry.

I bet there's some kind of stupid quest bullshit we have to do to learn about the nature of friendship, and then everything will be back to normal. That's how this stuff normally works.

[saving_sound]

[She makes a valiant effort to be strong and stop crying-!!

...Sniff.]

M-mm. Wh-what should we do?

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[has_a_blog]

I'm confident something will turn up.

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[spiceoversugar]

Hey Hey Hey!

LOOK WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING, LOSER!

[has_a_blog]

listen if you beat cool dudes within an inch of their lives because they grabbed the wrong hat
just hypothetically
youre going to leave a certain impression
that maybe you need to be all cozy and up in some straight jackets grill

[spiceoversugar]

Maybe if certain shitheads didn't steal priceless hats they wouldn't need to get the shit kicked out of them for it. Consider yourself lucky I'm going to commando or you would have to deal with divine bullets, fatherfucker.

[has_a_blog]

is fatherfucker even a word or did you make that up right now

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[mako_eyeballs]

I'm listening.

[has_a_blog]

Next time you find yourself being chase by goblins (And I'm not saying this will happen, but just hypothetically), you should lead them to the supermarket.

[mako_eyeballs]

Why the supermarket?

[has_a_blog]

Because Goblins love cool treats and ill beats, obviously.

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[pastmesucks]

Under these circumstances, Strider, I think there might actually be certain things you and I can agree on. Like that one of us is going to have to kill himself. How about we just flip a coin on it.

[has_a_blog]

Dude last time I had a coin flip it didn't end well for me. Let's just do the stupid quest about the true nature of this human emotion called friendship and then we can forget this ever happened.

[pastmesucks]

What? No. We are not going along with any wacky plan some magical nookwhiffer concocted in a sinister plot to make me hate you less. We're going to separate ourselves by figuring out a way to cheat the system, because that idea isn't fucking terrible.

[has_a_blog]

Relax dunkass, I've got a plan on how to make it not be fucking terrible.